Saturday, 13 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 13: The Three Little Pigs

Adventure Calendar 2025
13: The Three Little Pigs

And sometimes the wolf doesn’t bother to hide his intentions at all.

Three brothers build houses out of different materials. A wolf comes along to eat them, but first has to huff and puff and blow their houses in. So the one who built a house that can withstand being breathed on defeats him.

Most PCs would probably go straight for the sensible building option.

The 1933 Disney version gave us the term Big Bad Wolf, which is used afterwards as a nickname for the character type across several stories. Disney used it as the title for his second appearance in a version of Little Red Riding Hood in 1934.

Big Bad is used as shorthand for the seasonal villain in Buffy, in passing by Buffy in season three, and by Spike trying to make himself sound tough starting in season four.

A House Of Straw
The PCs have to defend a supposedly fortified location that proves to have been built by the lowest bidder. And then it happens again. Surely it can’t happen three times?

Friday, 12 December 2025

Chronicles of Darkness at ten

Chronicles of Darkness came out on this day in 2015.

So if you’re still calling it nWoD we can kill and eat you.

Fate Of The Old Republic

Star Wars: Fate Of The Old Republic announced with a trailer hinting at HK-47 and declaring Casey Hudson heading it up. And single player!

One of several games revealed during the (video) Game Of The Year awards, including a Star Wars racer, a new Tomb Raider and a Control sequel where you play a less cool guy this time, and a new Divinity from the makers of BG3, which like BG3 leads the announcements for a high fantasy adventure with body horror, which I don’t get at all.

Adventure Calendar 2025 12: Little Red Riding Hood

Adventure Calendar 2025
12: Little Red Riding Hood

And sometimes the beast you meet in the forest that talks like a person just wants to eat you.

A basic tale about not talking to strangers or telling them were you’re going in particular, Little Red Riding Hood has a girl who isn’t very focused enough on the task at hand, a smooth-talking wolf, an unconvincing disguise and a pretty high body count.

One of a number of anti-wolf stories and the basis for the likes of The Company Of Wolves that links it to retellings of werewolf stories as well as explorations of adolescent attraction and how that might not end great, it has the wolf as a trickster but more directly malign than something like a fox.

The red cloak is sometimes connected to vanity or used for victim-blaming. As a visual it shows up particularly well against snow, here and in the 2011 YA version Red Riding Hood which also does werewolves.

Sometimes Red Riding Hood escapes due to her wits, or her ability to see through a wolf wearing a bedcap as a disguise, or the timely intervention of a woodsman with an axe. And sometimes not.

We also have adaptations where she becomes an expert (were)wolf hunter.

Also, she also always seems to be walking, not riding. What up with that?

The Wolf
A rogue, powerful, seemingly intelligent wolf prowls the dark forest. Can the PCs find it? This may, ironically, involve disguising themselves as better targets. Possibly in red cloaks.

Thursday, 11 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 11: Beauty And The Beast

Adventure Calendar 2025
11: Beauty And The Beast

Someone enters a mysterious isolated palace under some kind of curse due to a breaking of the rules of hospitality, and only true love can break it. But since the cursed royal is a guy he’s an active participant in the story, but at least the female lead gets some things to do as well.

Still, as a fairytale romance it has that advantage that both of the characters involved are active.

Beauty And The Beast has a seemingly monstrous kidnapper turn out not to be so bad after all and win the heart of his victim, which is not as good a message as the one about looking past appearances to judge people.

The story dates back to 1740, a novella by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve, though of course characters cursed to be monsters and possible ways out go back further - the Greek gods do this to people who vaguely bother them all the time. It includes Beauty being a secret princess and dreaming of the prince in human form, which is usually dropped in later versions starting just a few years later.

The soulful monster and the one person who understand them is a classic motif. it often works visually by having the Beast be dashing in his own way so he audience can root for the couple.

I’ve written about the loose adaptation for series TV before where Vincent isn’t cursed but just mysteriously beastly, and saves Catherine rather than forcing her to stay at his palace, putting them in a better starting position for them to become close. The secret community under New York provides more episode sources than Vincent, but he stays the defining image of the show even after Catherine leaves.

KISS HIM YOU FOOL!

The Disney version (released just over a year after the end of the show, so I think of them together) establishes the curse at the start, in a new version also tied to the rules of hospitality, in a super harsh way. It also adds an outside villain so the Beast has someone to fight like fellow X-Man Wolverine.

Of course there are also monsters you can love without them changing into regular dull humans. Guillermo del Toro has a few.

Romance story games cover this ground most directly. Borrowing some GMing advice of old, you can tell a romantic story without any of the PCs being in love if they help it along - getting the young couple out of danger, that kind of thing.

Would that work here? Maybe if the PCs are animated crockery.

Aside from those of course we have curses and misunderstood monsters and the like all over fantasy.

Fantasy and horror PCs could certainly find themselves in a mysterious palace with a strange host. Could they resist taking something more than is freely offered?

In a game with a suitable Weird Level, one or more of the PCs could be transformed and the others have to break the curse by recognising them.

Maybe slightly too late, as when Buffy only recognises Giles after stabbing him in A New Man.

Love And Monsters
Can the PCs help a couple escape the disapproving family of one member, and the angry mob chasing the other?

Wednesday, 10 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 10: Sleeping Beauty

Adventure Calendar 2025
10: Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty - a princess, a curse, good fairies, bad fairies, a prince who actually gets to do something.

Stick to the rules of hospitality. Especially when the fair folk are involved or they’ll spite you. Then hope the pure evil members don’t want to come to the party anyway.

As classic fairytale princesses go Sleeping Beauty is the most helpless damsel, spending most of the story in magical suspended animation, more a McGuffin than a character, which is an issue for an aspirational figure as well as a viewpoint title character. Since somebody needs to end up in a cursed coma for the story to happen there’s only so much you can do in this case.

(When heroes are revived like this it’s a call to action and the start of a story instead.)

As a result the often dull romantic foil hero prince guy gets more to do in the later parts of the story than usual. In the Disney version he even gets to fight a dragon.

Hell Yes

This also names the wicked fairy Maleficent and makes her a full-on demonic villain, Mistress Of All Evil.

Leading to a live-action deconstruction where she’s... not.

The cursed castle sitting silent for somewhere between a few days and a hundred years depending on retelling makes this more like a later fantasy quest than most fairytales, with a clear villain and dungeon-bashy obstacles. Other adventurers have tried their luck against it in versions where the curse lasted longer.

The Silent Palace
They say the palace is under a curse. No-one has left it for twenty years or more. Many have braved the way in but few have returned and none have broken the spell...

Tuesday, 9 December 2025

Yes this is a reference

Storm Bram will disappoint if it doesn’t leave a ghost ship wrecked off Whitby.

Adventure Calendar 2025 9: Peter Pan

Adventure Calendar 2025
9: Peter Pan

Peter Pan by J. M. Barrie was created as a stage play in 1904 with a book following in 1911, so it takes a more modern look at various fairytale motifs. Peter Pan himself is mercurial and possibly dangerous, needing some sense talked into him, while opposed by the clearly rotten Captain Hook. A group of children are taken to Neverland and they have decidedly different views about this situation. Flying is clearly fun, but that needs some help from fairies who function on belief and audience participation.

In 1929, Barrie gave the copyright to Great Ormond Street Hospital for children, so Peter Pan is actually doing good for kids to this day.

Neverland is developed enough to have maps, as well as a spinoff series set there as well as various sequels to the original story. And if a fantasy land has a map, you can probably run a game there.

The name comes from Pan pipes, connecting him to Pan, the Greek god of nature and shepherding and folk music, and Greek gods are generally trouble.

Green men and satyrs often appear with pipes and flutes. One of the most famous M. R. James stories is about blowing an old whistle. The Wind In The Willows features The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn, a Pan figure who recently got someone asked to take off a shirt showing him in Westminster Abbey so this is still a thing. (Much to the delight of the Hellebore sales team who made it.)

And he also connects to the idea of fairy abduction, changelings and the like. Compare the Pied Piper, a story where some versions end where this begins.

Also, pirates.

The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
The sun has not risen. The PCs have to find out why.

Monday, 8 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 8: The Pied Piper

Adventure Calendar 2025
8: The Pied Piper Of Hamelin

Dick Whittington made his fortune catching rats and that reminded me of another story about a highly successful rat catcher who had more trouble getting paid: The Pied Piper Of Hamelin.

A town has a serious rat problem, and a guy in a strange costume comes and says he can make all the rats leave, the town elders agree to pay him if he can, and he plays a magic pipe and the rats line up and follow him out of town. And now the town elders go back on the deal. So the piper switches to a different tune that night and leads all the town’s children away, and they are never seen again.

The lesson here is pay your freelancers.

We’re entering the Scarred For Life part of the fairytale collection here, aren’t we?

Sure, there are versions where the town elders pay up and the kids return, or the piper takes them to a nicer place where people pay their bills, but those are adjustments. There are also versions where he leads the rats to the river to drown and you are left to draw your own conclusions about what happens to the kids.

We had a picture book of this when I was little, and the piper was colorful, elfin and a little bit sinister.

Disney actually made this as a short in 1933, with one of the nice endings, but see also this classic creepy stop motion animated film by Jiří Barta (trailer) and the not much less creepy version from Cosgrove Hall. Compare the version with Donovan for a less devilish take.

There’s also a DC villain turned hero in The Flash rogues’ gallery and the time a Dire Wraith does it in ROM: Spaceknight.

Rat Catchers are of course the archetypal not-really-heroes of Warhammer Fantasy Role-play, but come with a Small But Vicious Dog rather than magical pipe. Skaven seem to prefer drums and bells, which feels like a missed opportunity.

For magical rodent problems that definitely aren’t panto fare, see the story of Bishop Hatto.

And pipes in general are a bit sketchy in fairytales...

Catch A Rat Today
Ah, the most basic MMO mission, get ten rats out of a basement. But where are they all coming from? Is there a Rat king or other guiding intelligence behind this? Is it targeting specific victims? Maybe a nightclub attacked using Animalism in Vampire...

Sunday, 7 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 7: Snow White

Adventure Calendar 2025
7: Snow White

Seven. See what I did there?

Founding Disney Princess, Snow White has the rightful heir to a throne cast down by her stepmother, threatened due to vanity and forced to escape, taking refuge with Dwarfs (not Dwarves) and saved from apparent death by true love’s kiss.

This story has had plenty of deconstructions and reconstructions, including Snow White And The Huntsman taking direct influence from Warhammer Fantasy as well as Snow White: A Tale Of Terror, several central roles in Once Upon A Time, and the recent live-action-ish Disney remake.

(There’s always been some horror in the mix, the Disney version models the Queen’s transformation on Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde.)

How much agency Snow has varies from version to version - the Disney version is actually pretty active, though she doesn’t get into any sword fights.

But you can still get miniatures for them.
(This set is from the 40s or 50s.)

Also there’s a kinda evil or just unhelpful magic mirror. I’m all about that.

Who Is The Fairest
A vain monarch takes against one of the PCs or someone close because they just happen to be better at something the monarch takes pride in. Reason to drive them out, and possibly a self-perpetuating problem...

Saturday, 6 December 2025

Where DO you get your ideas?

So a joke about Caine from Vampire: The Masquerade could win a fight with some cartoon guy led to the suggestion - what if he was trying to find a worthy enough sacrifice. And that’s a great motivation in this setting.

Adventure Calendar 2025 6: Puss In Boots

Adventure Calendar 2025
6: Puss In Boots

Puss In Boots is yer basic helpful magical animal. Get him a pair of boots and he’ll help you pretend to be the Marquis de Carabas and bluff your way into high society.

Now the star of his own series of Shrek spinoffs, where he’s a swashbuckling rogue who also happens to be a cat and which don’t have much to do with the original story but are a lot of fun. I’d play him in the right kind of game.

Fear me, if you dare!

Talking animals are a mainstay of some genres but less so in others. I’ve never gotten to actually pull out the Buffy Christmas special with talking mice needing the PCs’ help. Maybe someday.

I Hear The King Has A New Adviser
Who is this mysterious nobleman making such a splash at court? Who is his unseen adviser? Why does he give so generously to the local animal shelter?

Friday, 5 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 5: Dick Whittington

Adventure Calendar 2025
5: Dick Whittington And His Cat

Dick Whittington And His Cat is and odd one because Richard Whittington was a real person, a merchant who became Lord Mayor of London. But it wasn’t a rags to riches story and didn’t involve using his cat to solve a rat problem and make a fortune as a result.

The story starts our far less fantastical than the likes of Jack And The Beanstalk, but it gets mixed with Puss In Boots at some point too.

The Streets Are Paved With Gold
The adventurers hear of a city where they could really strike it rich. A gold rush boom town or the like. (Cue The Simpsons joke.) What will they actually find when they get there? And will they help any other poor souls drawn in by the same stories?

Thursday, 4 December 2025

Starfleet Academy

Starfleet Academy, January 15, very teen drama character intros, as is only right and proper.

Ash, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Ash, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Sixteen years late for a The Watch House Christmas special but oh well

Adventure Calendar 2025 4: Jack Tales

Adventure Calendar 2025
4: Jack Tales

Jack is an archetypal tricky everyman found in the UK and also in Appalachian folklore. An underdog getting into and out of trouble with his wits and trickery, having run-ins with authority and the supernatural.

He’s basically a player character.

Jack And The Beanstalk has a young naïve example, so feels like a separate thing.

Fables had Jack being the same guy (as it did with the romantic foil Prince IIRC) getting a spinoff series where he actively spread stories to empower himself, with inevitably mixed results.

There’s also a Samurai Jack episode called Jack Tales as a reference but he isn’t the same storied Jack, it’s just a nickname and his usual method of solving problems is more direct in an equally player character way.

Jack And The Keep On The Borderlands
How do PCs deal with an archetypal PC? A band of adventurers follow rumours to a dungeon and find it’s already been cleaned out. Someone already rescued that dragon from that princess. They start to hear tell of a legendary hero going around doing the kind of stuff they should be doing. When they finally meet this guy, whether he’s a thief blessed with some wits and a lot of luck or a literally archetypal adventurer and the exemplar of the role they play in the world, will they ally with him or try to get him out of their way?

Wednesday, 3 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 3: Jack And The Beanstalk

Adventure Calendar 2025
3: Jack And The Beanstalk

Chosen because it’s the local big panto this year, Jack And The Beanstalk is the one where a poor boy is talked into selling the family’s cow for some magic beans, but they’re real magic beans so that’s okay, and they grow a giant beanstalk that could provide enough beans to be the basis of a revived farming business but instead he climbs it all the way to a castle above the clouds where he robs the giant owner, escapes back down and cuts the beanstalk down so the giant falls and he can keep the loot, including a talking harp.

It sounds really weird when laid out like that..

It’s adjacent to the various Jack stories about an underdog trickster type, this Jack does win with a bit of trickery but a lot of luck.

Castles in the sky are a classic fantasy motif, and magic items like fast-growing vines and animated musical instruments as well.

What I most wonder is who just sold him a perfectly good magic bean?

The Magic Merchants
Disguised godlike types giving gifts to the kind and punishments to the guilty? Or just getting by on the barter economy?

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come trailer

Talk and stills at People, via Bloody Disgusting

How to follow such a sharp and self-contained ending? Expanding the threat to Samara Weaving’s Grace, bringing in some genre royalty - David Cronenberg, Elijah Wood and Sarah Michelle Gellar as a Big Bad! - and Kathryn Newton as a sidekick with Final Girl cred of her own. Will going big work? Looks fun!

Tuesday, 2 December 2025

Forks Out

Forks Out, a Beignet Blanc Mystery on Sesame Street

V5: Stolen 1.07

Vampire: The Masquerade
Stolen
1.07
Lessons

Beck
Maebh

Reverend Beck finds Maebh a few nights later, directed by Antha, to inquire about other possible suppliers of antiquarian books and other artefacts. She agrees to ask around in return for a favour owed, and meet him at his church after a service.

That night’s service is private for Kindred and guests, from the Book of Nod itself. He speaks on Lilith’s offer of knowledge and power, the warning that “I do not know what the Awakening will do for you, for you are truly Cursed by your Father. You could die. You could be forever changed.” And that Caine took that step bravely. And next that he entered a city and mortals came to him seeking power in turn, showing themselves more corrupt than he. And that he returned to solitude and sorrow, reason to gather.

Adventure Calendar 2025 2: Cinderella

Adventure Calendar 2025
2: Cinderella

The lead Disney Princess, the story of Cinderella is also popular for pantomimes as it has a beautiful and somewhat feisty heroine, a villainous stepmother and ugly stepsisters, a fancy dress transformation suitable for a costume design showoff moment. No fight at the end but you can’t have everything.

The motif of finding the heroine through a lost shoe goes back as far as a Greek story told around the BCE/CE turnover, but Cinderella mostly codified in France with Charles Perrault in 1697, after an Italian version in 1634.

She generally only has so much agency and ends up needing a lot of help, though some versions give her a more active part. See Sapsorrow, the version dramatised in The Storyteller, where she escapes a terrible fate and makes a new one for herself with a magical disguise and some dress theft.

And a happily ever after

The lack of a fight at the end makes this less immediately adaptable to standard RPG shape, but the mix of magic, fancy royal events and attempts to subvert it lends itself to toying with it as the PCs are the ones trying to help or hinder something like this. See Witches Abroad for an example.

I’ve actually addressed Cinderella for Relics, with the Fairy Godmother’s Needle as a quietly powerful item that can remake clothing and allow someone creative to spin up beautiful fashions and flawless disguises. I also found that there’s no standard origin or name for the Fairy Godmother so I made her Aglaea of the Three Graces.

You Shall Go To The Ball
The PCs get a chance to attend the fanciest formal event of the season - whether they want to or not - and perhaps get mixed up in romances and schemes, and maybe see someone there who needs some PC shenanigans style help.

Monday, 1 December 2025

Adventure Calendar 2025 1: The Snow Queen

Adventure Calendar 2025
1: The Snow Queen

The Snow Queen by Hans Christian Andersen

As the example I cited in the intro post this seems as good a place to start as any. Scottish Ballet is doing it this year and The Ice Tower is currently in cinemas about an actress playing the queen and a fan getting caught up in the world.

It was also the starting point for Frozen though the result is pretty different - see early designs here that are more like a blue Cruella before making Elsa a beloved superhero.

The Snow Queen isn’t a traditional story, it was published in 1844 in a book literally called New Fairy Tales, but it’s familiar enough now.

It starts with the Devil creating a mirror that shows only the worst in everything and breaking it in an attempt to invade Heaven and that’s just the prologue. One of the splinters goes into a boy named Kai’s eye and this makes him a target for the Snow Queen, so his friend Gerda sets off to rescue him. On the way she has various side adventures and is helped and hindered by royalty, talking animals and the like.

It’s very much the kind of story you might get from playing Once Upon A Time. So for RPGs it would be an easy adaptation to kitchen-sinky fantasy, while the motley assortment of heroes trying to rescue someone from a sinister powerful type’s fortress is one of the most basic story outlines we could take.

The Devil’s mirror could be a plot hook all on its own - I could drop it into Relics or some World Of Darkness games with ease.

Cold-tinted glasses
A pair of antique spectacles made with glass from the Devil’s mirror, allowing a user to see the flaws in everything. Useful for engineering and proofreading and the like, but likely to leave you with a negative view of the world.

Adventure Calendar 2025: Fairytales

Adventure Calendar 2025
0: Fairytales

For my seventh year doing festive adventure ideas daily (click December 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024 in my blog archive) and this year a number of stories sorta kinda related to Christmas - fairytales.

The Princess Bride poster

Has it got any sports in it?
Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake.
Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
The Princess Bride

Here in the UK theatres put on pantomimes for families around this time, a uniquely British mix of classic fairytales, vaudeville humour, audience participation and crossdressing. A lot of the stories will also be familiar from the Disney canon. Ballet companies bring out the likes of The Snow Queen as well for the Christmas season, so those are fair game too. Now to find a list with enough of them...

If I run out I will borrow from The Storyteller, not least as it included a story about running out of stories.

December

Low the tide, low the light
Comes the sun again
Thea Gilmore, Sol Invictus

Sunday, 30 November 2025

St. Andrew's Day

Currently in a game set here, which among other things led to discovering (thanks to a fellow player, hi G) that there’s now a commemorative tartan for witches.

Star Trek: TWH

Having found myself abruptly in a different Star Trek game, and getting the last two seasons of Lower Decks to watch, once again thinking about what I would do with Star Trek. I’d go full Technicolor. Possibly with Klingons in Saxon helmets.

Saturday, 29 November 2025

Star Trek: Ariel 1.01

Star Trek: Ariel
1.01

The Valiant having been TPKed by adventure plot, now being a captain 111 years later. Got to do some inspiring speechifying. Hey, if I’m going to get switched into a different campaign I’m going to try to have fun with it. No “Make it so” catchphrase, but that’s mostly a Picard thing anyway.

Friday, 28 November 2025

Tales From Black Friday 2025

Tales From Black Friday

It is here once again. Nothing can be done to stop it now.

The clock strikes midnight, the klaxons sound, and the battle begins.

The prices are announced, the doorbusters and flash deals, tempting you with desires never felt before. Can YOU do without this?

TVs each bigger than the last. Such sizes, such... why is this one measured in cubic milliliters?

The new phone that does that thing. You know. That thing the phone does. You don’t understand it, but the people in the print ads seem so happy. And their room is so colour coordinated. Is that what the phone does?

Stop to buy and eat a tub of chocolates the size of a capybara.

Physical media is BACK, baby! Shiny discs! Actually own the films and shows you want! Now with more K than ever! So many K!

The must-have toy! And we promise we’ve fixed that issue.

Cresting the hill of the food court, seeing the carnage below. What bargain could be worth this? Oh, three for two?!

Finally stumbling away, bloodied and exhausted, knowing you get a great deal on... what was it again? Weren’t you just here to get a pair of sneakers...?

Thursday, 27 November 2025

Thank you

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celevrate! Happy Stranger Things day to those who celebrate that. Will they finally correct the glaring historical inaccuracy and admit that 1980s kids should be playing ADVANCED Dungeons & Dragons?

Wednesday, 26 November 2025

Wake Up Dead Man

Wake Up Dead Man is by far the most serious of the Benoit Blanc mysteries, with just a few expert gags here and there around questions of faith and the positive and negative effects of religion. This swings away from the broader sillier Glass Onion and past Knives Out in tone. It still has funny-accent-detective fun but the standout scene for me is a serious dramatic one that Blanc is off to one side of.

And I halfway figured it out pretty quickly, but only halfway. I think it plays fair with showing some clues without emphasising them as well.

Tuesday, 25 November 2025

The burden of expectations

Bloodlines 2 was Bloodlines-y enough for me, but what do I know? And sure, a different name would have been less weighted, but here we are.

Monday, 24 November 2025

RPGs with music in the mechanics

I bring up music in my RPG thinking pretty often, mostly to set mood but also lyrics providing ideas and bands as PC groups, but some RPGs use music as part of the system.

This RPGnet thread looking for examples brought up some I didn’t know. I myself mentioned VOID 1680 AM, a solo journalling game where you play a late night DJ and compile a playlist, and on the other end of the interactivity level LARPs based on musicals that can include performing, which sounds like one of the rooms in my personal Hell but I have friends who’ve played and run them.

Sunday, 23 November 2025

The Running Man (2025)

The Running Man (2025) is a much more accurate adaptation of the 1982 Stephen King (as Richard Bachman) novel than the 1987 version with Arnold Schwarzenegger, with some changes that were bound to happen as well as some others that weren’t.

I had fun.

Edgar Wright doesn’t go as wild with the camera as he often has before, appropriate as the comedy side falls away about the end of act two, though he does get some odd POV shots in there.

Typically nice soundtrack including some pointed track choices. (I was kind of surprised not to get Temple Of Dreams by Messiah but always happy to hear The Truth from Handsome Boy Modeling School.)

The original was the most 1987 film ever made - compare Predator where the macho posturing and a hand-animated electricity effect are the only things that date it - but this one looks back to other 80s dystopias, with Max Headroom for the omnipresent and untrustworthy media and “twenty minutes into the future” mix of retro and futuristic tech - doubly apt as the 1982 novel is set in 2025 - as well as RoboCop levels of advertising satire and occasional carnage.

And for all that it’s surprisingly hopeful.

Saturday, 22 November 2025

Friday, 21 November 2025

Time and tide

As historical inaccuracies go, I’m quite impressed by that video game advert getting how people held mobile phones in 2018 wrong.

Thursday, 20 November 2025

A song from Sinners

My Preaching performed by Delroy Lindo, cut from Sinners as he discusses here.

Blackstar

Blackstar by David Bowie, the single released ten years ago today. Among other things, the video is an all-time classic episode of Doctor Who.

In Darkness Let Me Dwell

In Darkness Let Me Dwell by John Dowland (1562-1626) performed by Brandon Acker on lute and singer Jonathon Adams. For when you really want to show your Old Goth cred.

Wednesday, 19 November 2025

Stargate opening again

Stargate SG-1 is getting a new series, a follow-up to the existing TV continuity, on Prime.

Since the TV continuity includes Atlantis being in the San Francisco zip code this could require some explaining, but hey.

I always figured Stargate would come back, as one of the best ST-setting-of-the-week setups out there - a main cast style group based on modern Earth goes through a swirly thing to other planets.

Hence there having been two official RPGs and one before that nearly got published if not for licence issues. And I’ve run and played official and unofficial systems for it.

It might well be less planet of the week this time because of how TV works nowadays but it would be weird not to use that, though it might swing towards the original film style of a long stay and a single Big Bad. Doctor Who still had a few standalones in its recent single-figure-episode seasons.

Curseborne

Curseborne core rulebook is out now on DriveThruRPG. Having been out to backers for some time, it already has adventures, fiction, Tasty Bits and the like in place, and a Players Guide on the way.

V5 starting points

Josh of Bloodlines 2 community outreach and Storyteller of Leech has a variety of Vampire: The Masquerade advice videos, with these two on ST advice and other single-product but advice-related ones like this one on Let The Streets Run Red in a separate playlist.

Gig report

The Last Dinner Party seem like a Vampire-y hooks-inspired-by-song-titles kind of band.

Monday, 17 November 2025

V5: Stolen 1.06

Vampire: The Masquerade
Stolen
1.06
False Faces

Beck
Maebh
Maisie

Halloween, and a guildhall in the city hired out for a private party.

Some attending before going on to other events, to XX, to attend personal business.

The first event like this for Maisie Bishop, medical student turned Hecata vampire.

She only knows a handful of the dozens of Kindred here, and their mortal and mostly mortal guests.

Sunday, 16 November 2025

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Happy anniversary to Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, 21 tonight!

So it’s now old enough to drink in Los Angeles!

Saturday, 15 November 2025

Subsubsubtitles

Metroid Prime 4 Beyond has very ReleaseDraftVeryFinal(1) energy.

Friday, 14 November 2025

A new Star Trek film, fingers crossed

With the Kelvin timeline shelved, a new unconnected Star Trek film is on the way to be written and directed by the writers of Spider-Man: Homecoming and writer-directors of Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves.

I think this feeling is... hope?

The Cold War history of RPGs featuring Twilight: 2000

When You Say, “Thermonuclear War,” I Think You Mean “the Call to Adventure”! The Twilight: 2000 Tabletop Role-Playing Game and the Postapocalyptic World’s Imaginary Spaces, by Malcolm Craig for Cambridge’s Journal of American Studies.

Thursday, 13 November 2025

Memory

Reminded of a hand painted sign here years ago, which I can find no photos of. Cornucopia in Morningside, I think it was a fruit and veg place, and the sign was meant to be the eponymous horn of plenty but looked more like a sandworm from Dune throwing up. I’d totally shop there now.

Wednesday, 12 November 2025

Aliens: Earths

They really are making a second season of Alien: Earth. Do they have any idea what to do? I guess we’ll find out!

Tuesday, 11 November 2025

No Time To Un-die

I find it doubly amusing that the writer complaining about a new Bond film after No Time To Die worked on series three of Robin Of Sherwood in which a new guy had to take on the guise of Robin Hood in setting. (And was played by Sean Connery’s son!)

Yes it is tricky to do a reboot after a version with a definitive ending, how do you top it, but given the Daniel Craig Bond films were already a reboot, I think audiences can cope with that part.

Need a movies-or-later Star Trek theme?

Jerry Goldsmith, The Edge end credits

Bonus: Ahead of the Klingon theme in The Motion Picture he worked with the same sections of the orchestra on Capricorn One.

Kelvin and after? Michael Giacchino, Black. A 2006 video game.

Star Trek Adventures: Captain Diana Carter

Star Trek Adventures 1e

Captain Diana Carter
U.S.S. Ariel

Captain Carter is the daughter of a Starfleet senior designer at Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards on Mars so she grew up around starships, seeing how they come together and how it takes a crew to make them fly. Young for command, even of a relatively small ship, but she’s proven herself time and again.

“When you tell me something’s impossible, just remember that I’m from Mars.”

Lena Headey

Found Footage Games

And now wondering if anybody’s done a LARP with cameras used that extensively...

Monday, 10 November 2025

Found Footage Episodes

Just wondering which genre series have done Found Footage episodes. (Noting that a couple of found footage series exist!)

The X Files got one in early in February 2000, and Doctor Who did one IN SPAAAAACE which I felt lost the immediacy of the idea. Star Trek hasn’t, not even doubke distant in Lower Decks, though I did find a brief fan film.

Buffy and Angel didn’t - could have with the Trio. I didn’t do it in The Watch House either as it’s an odd genre to try in RPGs.

(Still waiting on that FMV computer game from the makers of Host.)

Though the genre broke out with The Blair Witch Project being essentially a filmed LARP, and online sessions can go that way too, see on-screen LARPs like Viewscream too. I remember a Delta Green format comment that The Blair Witch Project or something like it could also be a great player handout. Which would be interesting, if a lot to organise. (I actually saw it done with the first LARP I ever attended.) And would also fit with the series having a mystery-solving evidence box game as well as video games. And an escape experience.

Sunday, 9 November 2025

News Story

I am available to take over the BBC.

I might make it so BBC One and Two both have Doctor Who shows.

Which probably puts me out of the running even more than my insufficient Tory bias.

Saturday, 8 November 2025

STA Valiant 9

So I knew the Star Trek Adventures Shackleton Expanse campaign had linked TOS and TNG adventures and a possible time jump. I did not know the specifics.

Friday, 7 November 2025

Wonder Woman

The pilot for the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman aired on this day in 1975.

Predator: Badlands

Predator: Badlands is fun in the way the better Predator movies that aren’t the great Predator or Prey generally are, good action, fun additions, some good jokes, too much going on overall compared to a simple elegant idea.

To be fair the basic idea here, Predator protagonist. would be hard to sustain for a couple of hours, and has kind of been done (not as well) in those crossover movies as well as outside media going to the original Alien Vs. Predator comic series they sprang from.

Also nice to see a killer planet movie.

IMAX didn’t really help with some of the CGI fights in the dark, so boo to that.

And like Prey and especially Killer Of Killers -

The King Of Crows

Sleeping badly led to remembering the moment from a dream where I saw a crow standing on the backs of a close group of crows hovering on an air current. (After a previous moment seeing three different birds of prey having a meeting.)

Thursday, 6 November 2025

No.

Just saw an advert promising huge savings this Black Friday season.

Black Friday SEASON.

Fuck very far off.

It's about time

Suddenly tempted to run Doctor Who again. Some time in the next year and a half maybe.

Wednesday, 5 November 2025

Paranoia miniatures game

Paranoia: Five Clones From Alpha Complex preview at Beasts of War as Modiphius launches it.

Very nice, though I think they’re showing too much personality.

Wishes

From The Pod Universe guest episode on wannabe influencer Ghostbusters, guest Brandon Reese on ways to deal with leprechauns and genies.

Remember, Remember

Overthrow an intolerant ruler today. We have several options.

Update: Well done New York and some other parts of the US for getting on it.

Tuesday, 4 November 2025

The Mummy Re-Returns?

Radio Silence looking to make a sequel to the 1999 The Mummy and follow-up The Mummy Returns (but probably not the third one) with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz looking at the script.

This may well be why it was announced a couple days ago that “Lee Cronin’s The Mummy” due out next year is now called The Resurrected.

V5: Stolen 1.05

Vampire: The Masquerade
Stolen
1.05
Contraband

Cherie
Isabella
Maebh

Cherie looks online and finds Astor’s specialist import company, and meets with Maebh on the way there, with Isabella also called in case they can negotiate. Antha confirms that he usually uses a mostly-legit shipping company and checks at the docks.

Maebh has her magpie scout around the store for a way in, and finds a way through in rat form.

Monday, 3 November 2025

The Louvre security camera password was Louvre

The Liuvre raid suggests that every heist adventure in RPG history is unrealistically difficult.

Sunday, 2 November 2025

Topical observation

One thing about Halloween on Friday is seeing which businesses don’t have anyone come in the take down decorations for a couple of days. Which leads to odd things like a not-remotely-Halloween-y company’s video billboards still having dancing witches tonight. Cheering to Halloween-y people, and also good tips for burglars!

Saturday, 1 November 2025

November

Now what the heck do I do?

Friday, 31 October 2025

31 Days Of Horror 2025

31 Days of Horror 2025

All new! All different! Except the last day! And I had seen some of another one!

2: Before I Wake (2016)
4: Pay The Ghost (2015)
6: Time Cut (2024)
7: The Blackening (2023)
9: Barbarian (2022)
10: Under The Shadow (2016)
11: The Room (2019)
12: The Cellar (2022)
13: Never Hike Alone (2017)
14: Lord Of Misrule (2023)
15: The Revenant (2009)
16: Dead Heat (1988)
19: The Menu (2022)
20: Till Death (2021)
21: The Invitation (2022)
24: Frankenstein (2025)
29: Lake Mungo (2008)
30: Cocaine Bear (2022)
31: Nightmare Cinema (2018)
31 again: Nosferatu (1922) with S!NK

Out Come The Wolves
The Puppetman
Belzebuth

Another month with no real plan beyond the two Guillermo del Toro films. One of these years I might actually have an idea here...

GdT’s Frankenstein is amazing. In The Shadow Of The Moon was a pleasant surprise. Under The Shadow and The Menu did what I expected well.

The Cellar was a biiiiiig letdown - watch The Ten Steps.

Not a great year for my annual-ish month of Shudder all round.

Happy to take suggestions from RPGnet as well, and liked Night Of The Reaper and thought Hostile Dimensions was fine.

Nosferatu with S!NK

31 Days Of Horror

Also 31: Nosferatu (1922) with live soundtrack by S!NK

Ending as I started, with the timeless classic silent adaptation of Dracula, here with a local music group adding a lot of jittery strings.

Nightmare Cinema

31 Days Of Horror

31: Nightmare Cinema (2018)

An anthology from Mick Garris, the showrunner of Masters Of Horror and Fear Itself, very much giving the impression that he’d like to start another series but all of these were a bit too short.

The frame story with Mickey Rourke as the Projectionist is intriguing but underdeveloped, and two of the five stories are nightmare focused and none actually about the cinema while three are hospital based.

The Thing In The Woods is like the last ten minutes of a not-so-serious slasher movie.
Mirari directed by Joe Dante is pretty much going back to a Twilight Zone hook, and a guessable one.
Mashit might be the standout for strangeness as it takes Catholic authorities versus possessed kids in a direction I hadn’t seen before. I laughed. I'm a monster.
This Way To Egress was the only really creepy one but didn’t quite stick the landing.
Dead by Garris is a solid take on a classic idea apart from two strange choices that derailed it for me.

Content note for surgery, suicide and self-harm, none treated in depth. And bugs.

The medium: Shudder

Gameability: I can see the frame working as a setup - what would you do if you saw your name on the marquee of a closed cinema? And Dead explores its setup in enough detail to work as a starting point too.

Thursday, 30 October 2025

31 Days Of Horror addendum

31 Days Of Horror

Addendum

Since I counted a TV episode and radio drama, a fan film, and a children’s film, three more horror films I also watched to make up the numbers which I have nothing much to say about.

Out Come The Wolves (2024) (trailer)
Possible relationship tension for the first half, then did one of the guys leave the other to die in the woods?

The Puppetman (2023) (trailer)
The previous film from the maker of Night Of The Reaper, with a rationale that didn’t work for me all, though I did appreciate one moment which reminded me of a joke by Evan Dorkin about the only good Psychic Hotline being one that calls you. Content note for self-harm.

Belzebuth (2020) (trailer)
More violent than average demon-hunting. Grounded and grim then suddenly OTT. It might work as a Kult game. Content warning for child endangerment. A lot.

Cocaine Bear

31 Days Of Horror

Something lighter after Lake Mungo, like... almost anything. (Though from this month’s selection not Under The Shadow.)

30: Cocaine Bear (2023)

Based on a much less funny true story, Cocaine Bear posits that if you mix one of the most dangerous animals in the wild when it’s in the mood with a mood-altering substance things will go badly.

A splatstick gore comedy with a strong cast not playing it straight at all, a charmingly unconvincing CG bear and some golf-clap ironic music choices, it’s a good time if you enjoy comical character being brutally shredded.

The medium: Prime

Gameability: A monster on the loose and a bunch of idiots looking for treasure. So, yes. And this specific example feels like a Fiasco playset.

Wednesday, 29 October 2025

Lake Mungo

31 Days Of Horror

29: Lake Mungo (2008)

A mockumentary about a family being haunted, perhaps literally, by the death of a young member.

Much discussed, with a retrospective documentary on the way, after the filmmaker came back with Late Night With The Devil.

(One of the talking heads in that is Mike Flanagan, who also talked about this last year, and I can see it might have inspired some of his The Haunting Of Hill House, especially one of the key episodes.)

I haven’t gotten around to this before but had heard it was terrifying and bleak and, well, it is bleak.

Very well done, if overreliant on squinting at the back of the frame and music stings when it zooms in. Which means apart from a couple of big moments it feels like a real ghost documentary with its inconclusive evidence.

I can appreciate it but I guess I’m not the audience for it.

The medium: Shudder

Gameability: A character seeing something like Alice sees could be the start of a dark adventure. And the examination of evidence feels like a handout-heavy game.

Tuesday, 28 October 2025

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 thoughts

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 thoughts after the fact


Pretty linear, with some small and some biggish choices that affect which ending you get. That’s fine, I was expecting it.

Remember how Bloodlines lets you run off to the Anarchs if you don’t want to do the Prince’s dirty work and they immediately send you back to do the Prince’s dirty work?

No Spooky House level. Boo.

(The reveal of the Hardsuit Labs version was a Spooky House level.)

Missing a cemetery level as well.

I appreciated the note that, yes, BL2 starts where BL1 ends with the unwise opening of a box.

Could definitely have done with more enemies if we’re spending that much time thumping them. Also more killing move animations for the same reason.

And a button to skip the Fabien speedwalking.

Little bits of sewer in various levels just to make returning players flinch.

Lots of entertaining NPCs along the way. I can see why Lou and Tolly got plushies.

Great city atmosphere and score.

A lack of Muppet dancing and sourced music makes the clubs less fun.

And I absolutely would have put a Lacuna Coil song on the end credits.

Ignite the fire in your heart
Close to impossible
Stand up and overcome the invisible

Proper spoilers:

The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (2025)

31 Days Of Horror

28: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (2025)
Trailer with some of the third act and some misleading ADR

Disney+ and grownup bit Hulu aren’t doing much for Halloween this year besides finally adding Something Wicked This Way Comes, but did just give us this, a remake of the 1992 thriller about a nanny threatening a family, of interest as a battle of the Final Girls with Maika Monroe as the nanny and Mary Elizabeth Winstead as the mother. (Here with lightened hair making them look more alike than usual so I wondered if it was a plot point.) Beyond that it’s like the original with a few twists in motive and method, a movie-of-the-week with extra blood and F-bombs elevated by its central performances - both leads trade audience sympathies and suspicions well throughout.

I also really liked the minimal electronic and choral soundtrack by frequent Black Mirror composer Ariel Marx.

Opening track, Fire.

Content note for child endangerment and references to abuse, self-harm

The medium: Disney+ (Hulu tab)

Gameability: How much can you learn with a mail order DNA test?

Anna Calvi - I See A Darkness

Anna Calvi - I See A Darkness (feat. Perfume Genius)

So now I have two very different covers of this song on my Vampire playlist.

A new chapter


Daily bunny no.3121 begins a new chapter

Monday, 27 October 2025

Hostile Dimensions

31 Days Of Horror

27: Hostile Dimensions (2024)

A largely found footage style scifi horror comedy from Glasgow, which starts with an eerie idea and a solid scare before going off in various surprisingly comedic and strange ideas.

I think it’s a better found footage Doctor Who than the tine the show actually did one, but it’s much more high concept comedy than horror.

It looks to have been made by some friends with some nice use of convenient locations, and gets by on the central idea and the characters being fun to hang out with for an hour and a bit. It’s okay in a shabby improv way.

The medium: Prime

Gameability: I ran a whole Doctor Who game about a TARDIS appearing to be a door, so, yeah.

Sunday, 26 October 2025

Rosemary's Baby (2014)

31 Days Of Horror

26: Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

A surprise discovery on TV last night, a three hour edit of a miniseries version of Rosemary’s Baby that I hadn’t heard about a decade ago.

A pretty close adaptation, though moving to Paris to increase Rosemary’s isolation. So you can now watch a version of this story that isn’t directed by Roman Polanski. It doesn’t add much otherwise, despite referencing Ira Leven’s sequel to the novel in the adaptation credits, and taking a longer time to get there.

Zoe Saldana stars, making Rosemary less fragile than Mia Farrow’s version as she plays against type, so her increasing vulnerability and desperation play differently.

It also shifts the villain dynamic with Jason Isaacs as Roman Castevet while the original focused on the Oscar-winning villainy of Ruth Gordon as Minnie, and the Castevets are less creepy overall.

The medium: TV

Gameability: Moving a character to an unfamiliar location, with a possible language barrier, is a reliable way to add to isolation.

One way to make players hate NPCs

I ran a Vampire: The Masquerade one-shot for Halloween and went with one of the most reliable ways to make players hate NPCs:

Make their evil plan petty.

(Here, trying to attack a band and hospitalising nightclub security to ruin its business for the night.)

Saturday, 25 October 2025

Night Of The Reaper

31 Days Of Horror

25: Night Of The Reaper (2025)

After a girl gets stalked while babysitting on a chilly October night, another girl is persuaded to cover for a friend’s babysitting job. Meanwhile the town sheriff who is sure there’s a killer on the loose receives some confirming evidence.

A Shudder presentation from a director who’s already made two films for them, Night Of The Reaper is a 1980s throwback slasher which is so painstakingly of that style because it’s setting up a decent-sized twist.

A lot of the scares rely on the soundtrack providing LOUD NOISES, but there’s also some fun use of strange camera moves.

The 1980s setting is mostly low-key dingy, used for the killer providing grainy VHS footage, not the isolation of lack of mobile phones - the main characters spend a lot of their time on the phone and some using walkie-talkies, nearly on the Stranger Things level of it being obvious the creators grew up with mobile phones.

Content note: harm to animals and threats to children, mostly off screen. It cuts away from some of the most potentially grim material.

The medium: Shudder

Gameability: Classic horror one-shot but maybe use a system where the players can get a power-up?

Halloweekend One-Shots

One-shot prepped, bar printing. I wonder how many we’ll get. Reminded of the 2019 event where I could have been the thirteenth GM.

Friday, 24 October 2025

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein

31 Days Of Horror

24: Frankenstein (2025)

Guillermo del Toro was always going to adapt Frankenstein.

(In their reaction video the creators of Are You Afraid Of The Dark Universe? note that he already has a couple of times.)

And it’s great.

Very very Guillermo del Toro while being a closer adaptation than most, though Victor and the Creature both have sympathetic and monstrous moments. Lots of little and big references - I spotted the Bernie Wrightson influence and was glad to see a credit as well as thanks.

Full of beautiful shots, it’s on Netflix in two weeks but I was very glad to see it on the biggest screen I could.

Dark but humane, with some great ideas fitting in neatly. I particularly like the addition to the frame story.

Some on-the-nose moments, but sometimes you have to.

Warning to Torchwood survivors, Burn Gorman pops up in the hanging scene.

More adorable wee mice than expected.

Also fun to see Edinburgh as 19th century Edinburgh rather than 19th century London or Vienna or Prague etc.

The medium: Cinema! Then Netflix in two weeks.

Gameability: Frankenstein is pretty gameable, and this version has a demonstration and a less secret process altogether so someone could follow Victor’s experiments.

Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

31 Days Of Horror

23: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)

Okay, this is a stretch, but as the film Guillermo del Toro co-directed before Frankenstein a relevant one. Both are adaptations of stories about men creating artificial sons and how the world treats them. It has some cast and creatives in common too.

It’s charming, funny, sweet, at times sad or wistful.

Comparisons to the Disney version are inevitable: The songs are pleasant but none of them are When You Wish Upon A Star or I’ve Got No Strings. And despite the lightning-lit frenzied creation and a couple of visits to Death, it doesn’t try for a WTF horror moment like the bit with the donkeys.

The main chill here is human, as it starts with the Great War in a prologue rivalling Up for sadness and then moves forward to Italy in the 30s and 40s. The lead representative of the authority of the time gets a humanising element and rejects it.

Beautifully done stop-motion, I’d love a chance to see it in the cinema.

The medium: Netflix

Gameability: A fantastical creation and a quest that follows, and this one also lets you embarrass the people ruling Italy in the 30s and 40s.

Thursday, 23 October 2025

We're All Going To The World's Fair

31 Days Of Horror

22: We’re All Going To The World’s Fair (2021)

I’ve been to the World’s Fair and it wasn’t like this.

Before I Saw The TV Glow, writer and director Jane Schoenbrun took a previous look at lonely teens spending too much time looking at screens in this mostly found footage piece about a girl getting too deep in an ARG (not an MMORPG as it claims, but anyway) - or is she? Others posting videos about the challenge seem to be affected physically but at least some are obviously fake in-setting, and her responses seem emotional. And whatever else is real, someone is definitely watching.

More unease - and concern - than any scares, no jumps or the like. But the biggest wince of the week early on as she jabs her finger with a pin badge.

The medium: Film4, also on Prime and MUBI

Gameability: An RPG adventure about someone falling into another kind of RPG might be a bit meta.

Wednesday, 22 October 2025

Bloodlines 2 update

I am now getting the set. Not that I can play the game for months.

Update update as of Friday: I can honestly say I got to play in the first week! Thanks to Erich letting me press a button.

Tuesday, 21 October 2025

The Invitation

31 Days Of Horror

21: The Invitation (2022)
Trailer which drops all the twists

A young American woman discovers she’s related to a moneyed British family and invited to a family wedding. Only to discover she’s the bride. Which would be enough of an issue without it also...

Warhammer Fantasy Role-Play 5

WFRP 5 announced.

Oh. I haven’t done anything with 4 yet beyond generating a character for the January challenge.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2

And here we are!

Feels strange, I’ll admit.


First thought - missed the deluxe physicals for PC on Amazon unless they’re restocking and only PS5 are being eBayed.

Second - the original probably would have been a more direct Bloodlines successor with a lead writer and starting as a put-upon newbie again and a confirmed haunted building level, but it’s a largely first person game set around a modern US city, with a Rik Schaffer heavy soundtrack, several cool clubs, nicely drawn characters making up for a bit too much combat that you can’t always work around through other approaches, delayed but also rushed in places... sounds like Bloodlines to me! And hey, you don’t need a day one patch!

Third - Bloodlines ends with opening a coffin-shaped box being a bad idea and Bloodlines 2 starts the same way.

Monday, 20 October 2025

Till Death (2021)

31 Days Of Horror

20: Till Death (2021)
A clip as the trailer is almost all from the third act

An uncomfortable anniversary for a cheating wife and a controlling husband. He prepares a surprise getaway which is a bigger surprise than usual. More behind the tag.

V5: Stolen 1.04

Vampire: The Masquerade
Stolen
1.04
Territory

Cherie
Mark

Cherie goes to meet with an expert, Mark, a detective in life turned Gangrel after being killed by a Ventrue for getting too close.

Dark street clothes, and a hat he can pull down to hide his features.

“What do you need from an old dog like me?”

Sunday, 19 October 2025

The Menu (2022)

31 Days Of Horror

19: The Menu (2022)

An evening at one of the world’s most exclusive restaurants, where a young foodie brings a backup date and she doesn’t have a good dining experience.

A dark comedy about food as art and experience, the business of that, and the us versus them of the service industry.

And no, the secret ingredient is not cannibalism! Food culture and other high culture experiences can be weird and creepy enough without human flesh as an option. Indeed, a whole lot of other weird and creepy things happen along the way.

The humour is very dark, undercut with some goofier jokes mostly provided by just how clueless one of our guests is. It’s a fun time if you’re like me.

Ralph Fiennes’s purposely mid-Atlantic accent helps conceal that Anya Taylor-Joy and Nicholas Hoult are both doing different American accents.

With its mostly single room setting and small cast I could see this working as a play.

And yes, it left me wanting to try one of the dishes. Just the one though.

The medium: Channel 4’s Saturday night premiere, also available here on Disney+ as part of Fox

Gameability: For the same reasons it could work as a play it could also work as a LARP or other one-shot. And the style could inform games about joining or infiltrating elitist events like con and heist games even if they don’t go this sideways.

Saturday, 18 October 2025

Berberian Sound Studio

31 Days Of Horror

18: Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

My friends, we have reached the point where we get a fair number of horror films on TV for a couple of weeks!

A mild-mannered English sound engineer arrives in Italy and discovers the film he’s been hired to mix is an Argento-style giallo. (Not a horror film as the director insists, but all the sounds we hear and descriptions we get sure feel like one. Notably we never see any of it, except the title sequence.) And as he proceeds he starts to lose his grip on reality.

Anchored by Toby Jones’s performance, take out the surreal touches and it still works as a story of someone stuck in a position he wants to break out of.

The medium: Film4, who helped make it.

Gameability: A scenario about attempting to make a work of art under taxing conditions, maybe?

Friday, 17 October 2025

Oh that's what those are for

Feel like I should run a Vampire West Marches as players come and go.

Thursday, 16 October 2025

Idle series thoughts

With Stolen being a largely standard Vampire: The Masquerade game of oppressed young Kindred in a Camarilla city, for a new group, and the games since with the Empire group being a bit more varied...

Something other than Vampire?!

Like Buffy or supers or Star Wars or -

Or Vampire but something other than oppressed Camarilla, anyway, as it started as a Vampire group albeit with some folks I knew in place already. Which is how Last Dance happened for one.

Vive went deep into a historical era and Anarch factional conflict, and a doomed attempt to do better. I could do one where it isn’t doomed...

In The Shadow Of The Moon

31 Days Of Horror

17: In The Shadow Of The Moon (2019)
Trailer which I didn’t see until now and reveals quite a lot

(Not the documentary about the Apollo mission.)

Four people die in a strange and gruesome way one night, a cop kills the perpetrator... and nine years later it happens again.

I remember the publicity and reviews for this, which emphasised the violence of the attacks and the impact on the people involved, but apart from that it’s not really horror, it’s an SF mystery.

It’s the best thing I’ve seen for the month, just much more horror-adjacent than I was thinking.

I knew enough to be ahead of the characters, partially thanks to the prologue and the publicity, but it still had some surprises for me so I won’t say much more.

Minor historical quibble, 1988 is a bit early for the word “hoodie”.

The medium: Netflix

Gameability: behind a spoiler block

Dead Heat

31 Days Of Horror

16: Dead Heat (1988)
Trailer with about half of it from the last twenty minutes

Watching The Revenant reminded me I’d never seen Dead Heat, a 1980s SF action comedy take on the undead avenger, and found it free with ads on YouTube.

Detective Roger Mortis (yes...) and his partner Doug Bigelow (if this is also a pun I’m not getting it) investigate a spate of daylight robberies by guys who appear to be even more bullet-resistant than the average 80s action movie character. Finally managing to kill two of them after they gun down dozens of cops - which I feel the police captain should have been more bothered about - they hear from the coroner and Roger’s on-off girlfriend one of the bodies has a Y incision. Following a clue to a pharma company and getting the brushoff from PR flack Randi James (I must assume that’s also deliberate) Doug sneaks into just the right room and finds a machine that brings back the dead. And then Roger dies. And twenty-four minutes into an hour and twenty-three, he’s back, for a self-confessed remake of D.O.A. where the hero is literally dead as he tries to find who killed him.

With ten to twelve hours before final death, Roger visibly deteriorates over the film, to a final form that I’d seen in the film’s original publicity which also involves some Lethal Weapon hair. (Shane Black cameos in that scene and his brother Terry wrote the screenplay so I don’t think it’s a coincidence!)

Along the way there are some gross Reanimator moments, an impressively horrible how-did-they-do-that death scene, and some fun gag casting with Darren McGavin being sceptical and Vincent Price cameoing for exposition. Also a mutant kind of guy who doesn’t fit the theme at all.

It hasn’t aged as well as some of its contemporaries, with a case of fridging, some of the language and a Chinatown scene which weren’t particularly okay then let alone now, so approach with that in mind.

The medium: YouTube free with ads

Gameability: Reanimation technology as an in-setting excuse for 80s action movie hard-to-kill characters and a ticking clock for the adventure.

Wednesday, 15 October 2025

The Revenant (2009)

31 Days Of Horror

15: The Revenant (2009)

Not the Western with Leonardo DiCaprio and the bear, this is about a literal revenant.

Or a vampire. Or a zombie.

Nobody is sure in-character.

But let’s say vampire. He drinks blood and reverts to a deathlike state during the day.

Anyway. A morally good but practically bad call following a foolish attempt to make a moral point results in a US soldier dying in Iraq, and then for no reason anyone here knows rising from the dead after his funeral back home. Going to a friend for help, they attempt to deal with this as best they can. and considering his options he decides to try and use his powers for good. That’s about all I knew going in, so I didn’t know that this plan goes about as badly as I’ve ever seen.

An indie dark comedy with a small central cast making a variety of bad decisions, a parody of the modern vigilante genre with criminals easy to find all over.

And it expands from there in ways I wasn’t expecting. It shows a mean sense of humour, but I appreciated that.

Content note for some nudity and a lot of the language.

The medium: Tubi

Gameability: Is this Vampire (Requiem more than Masquerade for the low-key action and lack of lore) or Fiasco? Could be both. I could absolutely rip off the scene where he tries to steal blood at the hospital.

Tuesday, 14 October 2025

Lord Of Misrule

31 Days Of Horror

14: Lord Of Misrule

A young family (in this case Tuppence Middleton as a vicar with her husband and daughter) in a quaint English village discover the harvest festival is a bit old school.

Yes it’s a Folk Horror starter set.

Good cast including a casting gag with Ralph Ineson from The VVitch as the anti-Christian cultist this time, nicely shot, but.

Not helped by also being my second “child goes missing at autumnal festival and parent must go to eerie place to get them back” movie so far this month.

The medium: Shudder

Gameability: Sometimes you want a predictable one-shot.

Never Hike Alone

31 Days Of Horror

13: Never Hike Alone (2017)



It being the 13th I figured something Friday The 13th relevant, the first in a series of fairly high profile fan films. (So a fan film for something I’m not a fan of.) Unlike fan films I usually see for things like Star Wars and Star Trek this has a similar low budget to the real thing - I was expecting it to stay out in the woods but it went to a pretty good recreation of the camp. It’s a pretty basic slasher, so again true to the source, while reflecting some developments like a found footage element though not going with it all the way through. Acted fine by its one lead, and it only gives in to total fan service at the end.

Note for female nudity due to an old Playboy in one shot.

The medium: YouTube

Gameability: Roughly equal to the originals, though lacks extra PCs to get killed early in the one-shot.

(And there’s a moment where the hiker hears coyotes on the hunt. Would coyotes keep an undead monster out of their territory? Could a story or game about wild animals fending off a monster work? Like Werewolf: The Apocalypse without the Were- part? Or am I overthinking due to Good Boy?)

Monday, 13 October 2025

Rob Wieland

Rob Wieland wrote across multiple game lines, played a big part in helping RPG coverage into the mainstream with regular pieces in places like Forbes, shared ideas on the regular online, ran a Leverage game where the writeup made me want to run it, created the Today In Cyberpunk hashtag, and more.

Sunday, 12 October 2025

V5: Stolen 1.03

Vampire: The Masquerade
Stolen
1.03
New Fears

Antha
Isabellla
Maebh

“In we go.” Antha lets the group into Martin’s flat with casual ease. Isabella looks over his notes. Cherie points out the space where a laptop should probably sit. Maebh gets a good sense of Martin’s scent.

The Cellar (2022)

31 Days Of Horror 2025

12: The Cellar (2022)



The Ten Steps is a classic little creepy story told in a short film, just ten minutes long. I’ve recommended it here before, including when The Cellar was announced.

Writer and director Brendan Muldowney returned to the idea eighteen years later to make a feature.

And some ideas make perfect shorts.

The counting (which was the parents’ idea, over the phone) is now part of a magic equation. A monster shows up, looking pretty good for his brief cameo but still. The ending seems to be a hope spot for no reason, it barely registers.

The main positive thing I have to say about it is that, like the short, it gets to the original point quickly. But still not as quickly.

I still highly recommend The Ten Steps but this let me down hard.

No more films named after parts of houses for me this year.

The medium: Shudder

Saturday, 11 October 2025

The Room (2019)

31 Days Of Horror 2025

11: The Room (2019)

Trailer which gives away just about everything

Yes, really, somebody made a film called The Room again.

Content warning for glimpsed sexual violence

Having basically exhausted Netflix for the year, turning to the regular month of Shudder. After last year having three pretty big recent cinema releases and a few other interesting new things after I missed a year, this year... maybe I should make this every two years.

So looking through its originals and exclusives, we have this.

A couple move into a not-immediately-creepy old house and discover a secret room which a sub-Hellraiser-y door and lock design... which grants wishes.

With the snag that the wished for items quickly age or rot once outside the house. But that’s no big deal when they stay in and enjoy assorted luxuries for one montage having fun.

Until, because they’ve already failed to have a child twice, one of them uses The Room to make one. So from then on the film’s about that, with a couple of interesting twists, one visually striking moment, and a bit that requires a content warning.

It’s an idea used to relatively little effect.

The medium: Shudder

Gameability: What would your PCs do with a limited wish? Hard to destroy the world with that restriction but I’m sure they could find a way...

STA Valiant 1.08

Returning to a game after six months can take a bit of warmup time.

Friday, 10 October 2025

Under The Shadow

31 Days Of Horror 2025

10: Under The Shadow (2016)


The heaviest subject matter thus far this month, something I needed to psych myself up for, Under The Shadow is melancholic horror from Iranian-born writer and director Babak Anvari, set in Iran at the height of the war with Iraq in the 1970s and 80s, with an already understandably stressed and worn out protagonist before creepy things start happening around her home that she deals with badly on top of bombs falling on it.

It uses supernatural horror to heighten the down-to-earth terrors of the situation, and vice versa - I could easily see a purely realistic drama version working, and there’s a moment where she runs from the building and is arrested for not wearing a headscarf which made my blood boil.

From the title and marketing I was imagining spending more time with that missile literally overhead, but the cracks in the ceiling it leaves behind add to the overall menace.

The medium: Netflix

Gameability: Playing a noncombatant in a war zone could add to overall threat, if treated sensitively and sympathetically as it is here.

Don't mind me.

From a discussion of insults in Vampire: The Masquerade -

Hardestadt The Large Adult Son