Sunday 5 May 2024

The Fall Guy (2024)

The Fall Guy is a lot of fun. Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt do funny and charming, naturally there are plenty of stunts and fights, and I think the mystery plot even works!

Talk on the way back now has me thinking about movies within movies that actually look good. The film Singin’ In The Rain is about is probably a pretty solid early talkies musical.

Saturday 4 May 2024

May The Fourth

A very merry May the Fourth to Dee Bradley Baker in particular!


Star Wars: The Bad Batch 3.07 voice acting credits

Friday 3 May 2024

Garbage, Song To The Siren

Garbage doing Song To The Siren in a forceful rather than wistful way, from new EP Lie To Me.

Dracula Day

Dracula Daily has risen from the grave (obviously). Sadly the only Hungarian restaurant in Edinburgh shut a couple years ago so I have no easy way to try the paprika chicek Jonathan Harker is so into.

Random fantasy scene

The princess and her friends enter the royal treasure vault (think creamy marble, gold, lit sconces) and moves the statue of her great-grandfather, the land’s founding sorcerer king. She angrily accuses him of having been a despot and a monster, locked away by his own son, and cries as she renounces her crown. She has suffered terribly in the last few weeks.

The statue cracks, the air shimmers, and the sorcerer appears, smirking. (Think Joe Pantoliano as Cypher in a gold robe.)

One of the allies accuses him of orchestrating this. “You could never escape until the kingdom fell. You needed to make one of your own descendants so crushed she despaired.”

The princess punches him. He staggers back, catches himself, wipes blood from his nose and sneers.

“But I have tried other ways. Many other paths.”

The sorcerer waves a hand and more versions of him appear.

“And now I will take my realm back from my ungrateful children.”

But the princess shakes her head. “You needed me to feel helpless.” She doesn’t any more.

One of the other versions of the sorcerer fails to fully appear, still and transparent.

Her allies faces off with the sorcerer doubles, who now look rather uncertain.

And then another version appears, wearing travelling clothes, followed by an apprentice.

“Ah, this must be the road not travelled. Well, we must all confront our worst self at some point...”

Thursday 2 May 2024

Flesh Of The Gods

The writer of Se7en and director of Mandy announce an 80s clubland vampire movie with Kristen Stewart and Oscar Isaac. I know they haven’t started filming yet but can I reserve tickets now?

Wednesday 1 May 2024

The Bad Batch

Star Wars: The Bad Batch
3.15: The Cavalry Has Arrived

A double-length finale, so we got the equivalent of as many episodes of every season. They could have put a cliffhanger right around the reveal of...

Tuesday 30 April 2024

Beltane tonight, best of luck making the sun come back.

(Edit: Yeah, about that...)

Monday 29 April 2024

Sunday 28 April 2024

Last Dance season three

Next time our Vampire: The Masquerade game gets overly literal in time for Mardi Gras.

It would probably have happened before the Nationals banner, but still.

(New York doesn’t do Mardi Gras on any parade-type level but vampires like to party and it was that or Valentine’s. Which could also get a session.)

Terry Pratchett Day

Vale.

Saturday 27 April 2024

Josie And The Pussycats (2016-7)

Exceedingly early Nationals inspiration

Josie And The Pussycats (2016-7) by Marguerite Bennett, Cameron DeOrdio and Audrey Mok

From issue 2:


“Dang it! We need a distraction.”
“A tiny veneer of irony over the crushing despair that is being conscious in this world?”
“Um.”

Friday 26 April 2024

A L I E N Day

A L I E N Day 45 due to American dating structure. This year Romulus is due, and Marvel pushing on with a new comics continuity which deals with the prequel-y stuff but has its moments, and Free League doing a few big releases for the R P G.

Thursday 25 April 2024

Werewolf: The Apocalypse - The Book Of Hungry Names

The Book Of Hungry Names opens.

At 1.6 million words it would be hard to print as a physical gamebook, being as long as three of War And Peace.

Who Killed Nessie?

Who Killed Nessie? by Paul Cornell and Rachael Smith is so close to funding that it might... just... happen!

Tuesday 23 April 2024

Multiple NPCs

Just played a session where the multiple NPCs in a council meeting were scripted, and handed out to the players to read for a few minutes. I’ve seen some cases where NPCs are handed out with briefings to play for longer sequences. My usual default is to summarise up to the point PCs can interrupt.

Sunday 21 April 2024

Last Dance 2.16 dialogue

Preston and Vincent exchange money over which of their theories about the Circulatory System’s plans was right, in a standoff with the local System leader.

“... Do I have to explain my villainous plan?”
“If you wouldn’t mind.”
“We’re not exactly Batman.”

That awkward moment when you’re not sure how much posturing to do.

(I did then have her explain, so she could weasel out of repercussions )

Saturday 20 April 2024

Taylor Swift, The Tortured Poets Department

You walk into the Succubus Club and...

All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February

Wordplay, gloom, making the Dead Poets Society reference even more explicit with video cameos...