Tuesday 31 October 2023

Haunted Mansion (2023)

31 Days Of Horror 13

Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)


Twenty years after the 2003 film with Eddie Murphy a few months after Pirates Of The Caribbean working (for the first film anyway) and two years after the Muppets took it on (and thirteen years after Guillermo Del Toro added it to his list of unmade films) we have another shot at Haunted Mansion for Disney’s 100th anniversary. Released in cinemas this summer it arrived on Disney+ in time to be a big part of its Halloween collection.

A mother (Rosario Dawson) and son (Chase W. Dillon) move into an incredibly creepy looking old house and see a ghost pretty much right away, and with no number for Ghostbusters they call an exorcist (Owen Wilson, and there may be a callback to the 1999 version of The Haunting as a result) recruiting a ragtag group of experts and seers (Danny DeVito, Tiffany Haddish, and LaKeith Stanfield as our reluctant hero) who find that the house has ghosts in triple figures.

It has some emotional weight, about grief and what you can do about it.

That many ghosts with backstories in place would be a great setup for a series, wouldn’t it? Ghosts got years out of just a handful. See also The Gatekeeper Trilogy of Buffy books and, again, Friday The 13th: The Series.

In the meantime this is a fair Hocus Pocus kind of Thir13en Ghosts thing with some nice gags as well as some pathos, while being an odd fit for the Addams-y vibe of the Haunted Mansion in itself.

Content note for suicide, which seems a bit off too. And product placement.

Gameability: Sorta competent ghost hunters? Yes.

31 Days Of Horror 13

31 Days Of Horror 13 all of it on ye RPGnet thread.

1: The Relic (1997) (here)
2: Relic (2020) (here)
3: Ghosts Of War (2020)
4: Death Trench (2017)
5: The Prophecy (1995) (here)
6: Prophecy (1979) leading to a story about a paper mill union showing it
7: The Vault (2017) (here)
8: The Turning (2020)
9: Daylight Rules (2022)
10: Slice (2018) (here)
11: Interview With The Vampire (1994) (here)
12: The Omen (6/6/1976) (here)
14: Boys From County Hell (2020) (here)
15: The Vanishing (2018)
16: Cam (2018)
18: A Quiet Place (2018)
19: A Quiet Place Part II (2021)
21: Hellraiser (1987) (here)
22: Hellraiser (2022)
23: Dark Harvest (2021) (here)
24: Totally Killer (2023) (here)
25: Lord Of Tears (2013) (here)
26: Censor (2021)
28: Escape Room (2019) and Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) (here)
29: We Have A Ghost (2023) (here)
30: Doctor Jekyll (2023) (here)
31: Haunted Mansion (2023) (here)

23 new to me, one A and B to make up for one turning out to be fourteen minutes long, 9 with Gameability sections which I mostly also put here (and which led to some others adding that), two very different “modern family moves into a demonstrably haunted house” family comedies in the last couple of days, an actual trip to the cinema...

New highlights for me: Totally Killer, Censor, Escape Room: Tournament of Champions back to back with the original.

And as a leap year in 2024, it’s only 366 days to Halloween!

The Killer (2023)

The Killer (2023)

Previous post with trailer

Stick to your plan.

A reminder that Michael Fassbender as Bond was shown to be a good shout around X-Men: First Class.

I do feel like with the buildup of his expertise it might have helped to have a prologue showing a normal hit.

I was the only person in a quiet screening to laugh at the joke in the lockup. And it wasn’t an especially dark joke. I don’t think. (Then again, nobody laughed at the incongruous TV show playing in one of the target’s homes either.)

Content warning: The Smiths.

WODtober 2023

WODtober 2023



0. WODtober 2023 prompts with Month of Darkness.


Some pictures I’m mostly happy with, some not so much. Mostly vampires. Some nice ideas, I think. A little bit of Actual Play in there too.

Finding song lyrics to fit every day was touch and go at times too.

And I got in the World Of Darkness News community spotlight a couple times, which seems absurd considering some of the other art out there but still nice!

WODtober 2023 31. Redemption

WODtober 2023 31. Redemption

“Do not touch them!”


Won’t you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
’Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Bob Marley & The Wailers, Redemption Song

Cold City and Hot War

Handiwork Games bringing new editions of Cold City and Hot War, coming soon.

Mickey And Friends: Trick Or Treats

Mickey And Friends: Trick Or Treats (trailer) is a new twenty-minute Disney special for the season, complete with several short cheesy songs, based on the old turn-into-your-costume plot. The oddest thing about it and the previous Mickey Saves Christmas, which is very nice, is that it’s done in stop motion.

Happy Hallowe'en!

Please to help the guisers and we’ll sing you a bonnie wee song...



Monday 30 October 2023

Doctor Jekyll (2023)

31 Days Of Horror 13

Doctor Jekyll (2023)


Hammer is back! Again.

(If the 2010-2019 run was Hammer Has Risen From The Grave, this must be Taste The Blood Of Hammer.)

And it’s a somewhat more auspicious return than Beyond The Rave, at least.

Classic Hammer tried a direct adaptation of Jekyll and Hyde but The Two Faces Of Dr. Jekyll wasn’t very close - The Ugly Duckling a year earlier was a comedy and the genderfuck Dr. Jekyll And Sister Hyde was played more seriously than the pun title suggests. (Amicus did a pretty close version with I, Monster starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in 1971.)

And this isn’t a close adaptation either, effectively a sequel instead.

Eddie Izzard plays Nina Jekyll, a reclusive big pharma billionaire in need of a home help, with Scott Chambers as Rob Stevenson (yes...) getting a chance, and quickly discovering some major downsides to the opportunity. Izzard plays a very controlled Jekyll and a more “this is why you cast Eddie Izzard” Hyde. Most of the scares come from LOUD NOISES and the score often provides them, but there’s a decent atmosphere and Izzard provides some fun.

Also amusing casting gag: a cameo as Henry Jekyll played by... Jonathan Hyde.

WODtober 2023 30. Heritage

WODtober 2023 30. Heritage

The family crypt seemed like a good place to look for... a connection.


This is the song of my heritage
Iggy Pop, Cold Metal

Sunday 29 October 2023

We Have A Ghost

31 Days of Horror 13

We Have A Ghost (2023)


A 12-certificate so almost family-friendly (apart from a gloomy central bit) supernatural comedy where a family moves into a haunted house - and get a video of the ghost and it goes viral.

How much would a truly proven ghost sighting change the world? I’ve wondered that since the Amityville nonsense and this covers some of the likely results.

And the going viral happens half an hour in, in a two hour run time. The opening easing in could have been shorter, and other bits could have been trimmed as well - I for one did not need the car chase. But it’s amiable if highly uneven.

Written and directed by Christopher Landon, director of Happy Death Day and Freaky, showing he can do other things at least.

The medium: Netflix

Gameability: How would regular secret supernatural investigations deal with being on the news?

Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions

31 Days Of Horror 31

A rewatch and a realising I never got round to watching the sequel.

28a: Escape Room (2019)


I watched this back in 31 Horror Films 2019 when it was new to streaming. This PG-13 take on killer escape rooms is pretty goofy fun, with the standout sequence being the upside-down room over a fifteen storey drop.


28b: Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)


A direct sequel with the survivors from the original and a recap before the credits, before getting to the stuck-escaping with new characters who also know what’s up. It has the most brutal death of both films (not shown clearly) but none of the rooms are as wild as that first highlight.

Netflix has the theatrical version, while the “extended cut” is only six minutes longer at the beginning and end but that’s included in twenty-five minutes of changed material, eliminating one character and introducing a couple of others. I might take a look sometime, as it sounds like it provides a different kind of closure.

One thing I like about the series overall is that just about everybody does the right thing and helps once they know they’re in real danger.

The medium: Netflix

Gameability: A small group of characters in a series of trap-filled rooms? Hmm... ;)

WODtober 2023 29. Before The Darkness

WODtober 2023 29. Before The Darkness

At Halloween the kids dare each other to run past Old Man Milliner’s house before he gets up at nightfall.



Well if she wants to see me
You can tell her that I’m easily found
Tell her there’s a spot out ’neath Abram's Bridge
And tell her there’s a darkness on the edge of town
Bruce Springsteen, Darkness On The Edge Of Town

Matthew Perry

Damn.

“When I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to help other people. I know it won’t happen, but it would be nice.”

Matthew Perry on his work with addiction support.

Saturday 28 October 2023

WODtober 2023 28. Unveiled

WODtober 2023 28. Unveiled

It’s a masterpiece. You made the Herald cry. They’ll never forgive you.



Pull back the veil
Let your eyes meet this world
Bloc Party, The Love Within

Friday 27 October 2023

Lisa Frankenstein

Lisa Frankenstein, out for Valentine’s 2024. Diablo Cody follows Jennifer’s Body with a different teen resurrection, directed by Zelda Willaims, starring Cole Sprouse as the corpse and Kathryn Newton in a very 80s Madonna-Goth hybrid look.

WODtober 2023 27. Midnight Kiss

WODtober 2023 27. Midnight Kiss

“She means it more than he does.”
“Enough to take him?”


One more kiss, dear, one more sigh
Only this dear, is goodbye
Vangelis, One More Kiss, Dear

Thursday 26 October 2023

WODtober 2023 26. Let The Streets Run Red

WODtober 2023 26. Let The Streets Run Red

“We’re all monsters tonight. Will you join the parade?”



Walking like each other’s ghosts around these silent streets
Thursday, Jet Black New Year

Lord Of Tears

31 Days Of Horror 13

Lord Of Tears aka The Owlman (2013)


A man inherits a country house from his estranged mother with a letter telling him never to go there. The alternative-titular Owlman appears early on, a threatening presence in long shots and some sudden closeups with a tendency to ominous poetry. But the man stays to investigate anyway, helped by the house’s caretaker.

Making good use of a location and a monster costume, this close to zero budget video feature still runs a bit long and overuses “waking from a nightmare but not really” jumps, and there are a couple of characters who could have been integrated better so I wasn’t waiting for them to show why they were there. But the creepy bits are effectively creepy.

Director Lawrie Brewster and his group Hex Films have done a fair few features since, and they just completed a Kickstarter for an anthology film reviving the UK horror brand Amicus Studios, and I can see a shorter format working and fitting this kind of feel. Seeing this feels quite Amicus-y in its style already.

And he’s revisited the Owlman a couple of times too - and the Owlman also just came out as an action figure which may have cost more to produce than the film did (and which comes with an accessory based on an implied but never shown spoiler).

The medium: streaming free with ads here and there.

Wednesday 25 October 2023

WODtober 2023 25. Justice

WODtober 2023 25. Justice

“When you get to Hell, say hi for me.”



But what sense is a census
When they just miss us
But enlist us to fight for their justice
Public Enemy, Truth Decay

Tuesday 24 October 2023

Totally Killer (2023)

31 Days Of Horror 13

Totally Killer (2023)


As I noted on seeing the trailer for what is as they cheerfully admit Back To The Future crossed with a slasher flick, I checked to find that this isn’t written by the same writer as the previous classic family fantasy comedy crossed with a slasher flick trio Happy Death Day, Freaky and the forthcoming It’s A Wonderful Knife. I hope that now someone else has written one he’ll try a different concept next time instead of something like Honey I Shrunk The Killer.

Anyway, it’s a somewhat goofier comedy take on the type, with the 80s being awful, and the time machine being built by a high schooler as a science project.

It’s a lot of fun if you go in with that kind of expectation. If this was in cinemas now I’d leave pretty happy.

Agency-wise I would have made a small tweak to have Jamie be the one to suggest going back. A small note, would have been changing three lines of dialogue, but.

Also a horrible slander to Max Headroom.

Gameability: science project time machine is a pretty Buffy kind of plot hook.

WODtober 2023 24. Blood-Stained Love

WODtober 2023 24. Blood-Stained Love

Colette and Laurence say they've been together about four years. The truth would add a -ty sound.


Apologies to Carlson Young and Isom Innis

'Til the fearless come and the act is done
A love like blood
A love like blood
Killing Joke, A Love Like Blood

Monday 23 October 2023

Dark Harvest (2021)

31 Days Of Horror 13

Dark Harvest (2021)


Not to be confused with Dark Harvest: Legacy Of Frankenstein, or the at least six other films on IMDb called Dark Harvest, this Dark Harvest is based on the 2006 book of the same name, about a small town where every Halloween a monster appears at nightfall and tries to get to the church by midnight to bring a blight that threatens the town. And their solution to this issue is to send the town’s teenage boys out as an angry mob. And not even give them guns, even though guns work.

It’s a big magical ritual, and it worked better in the book (which plays out differently as well) or maybe as a half-hour Twilight Zone episode, whereas the otherwise grounded early 1960s milieu provided by the film just highlights the questions. And some are answered with a reveal, but not nearly all.

That was interesting, I guess. But if it had come out in cinemas as originally planned a couple years ago, I would have left pretty disappointed. Although I would have had an easier time telling the often identically dressed and masked boys in the various cliques apart in the dark.

And if you watch it don’t stop at the credits as it has about twenty seconds of lead credits and then a credits scene in this case with the actual end of the film.

Content notes for racist language and a suicide.

Gameability: Horrible rituals in isolated little towns sounds like Chronicles Of Darkness fodder.

WODtober 2023 23. Things I've Left Behind

WODtober 2023 23. Things I've Left Behind

Daisy misses seeing the sun on her daughter's face more than feeling it on her own.


It doesn't mean much
It doesn't mean anything at all
The life I left behind me
Is a cold room
Sarah McLachlan, Sweet Surrender

Sunday 22 October 2023

Hellraisers

31 Days of Horror 13

A rewatch and a new-to-me on actual physical media!

21: Hellraiser (1987)


Author Clive Barker’s directorial debut, about a man coveting his brother’s wife while also in the process of coming back from the dead. Mostly known, as the trailer and art going back to the original poster show, for the Cenobites, the beings responsible for the actual villain being dead but not quite dead enough. I always liked the idea, lost pretty much immediately in the series, that they’re monsters but not necessarily villains.

All the hook and chain violence was always so extreme I couldn’t relate but the bit where Larry cuts his hand makes me wince every time.

The medium: The Arrow DVD comes with a Barker commentary track, a Barker and Ashley Laurence commentary track, an original making-of and a retrospective and a barker interview and a featurette about the unused Coil soundtrack... (and now a 4K option too)

In related news, spamming from an online knockoff store...

Not today, thank you...



22: Hellraiser (2022)


V5 Last Dance 2.07

Getting ready to cover new year, and to use an adventure.

WODtober 2023 22. Heart Of The Forest

WODtober 2023 22. Heart Of The Forest

“Why are you here, dead man? You would ask us for help?”


Cat People 1982 reference entirely deliberate

Here my heart, so filled with loving
Cried out and told of wonders that I feel
VNV Nation, Tempest

Saturday 21 October 2023

WODtober 2023 21. First Bite Tastes Best

WODtober 2023 21. First Bite Tastes Best

“Of all the things God says we can’t eat any more, wouldn’t you make an exception for apples?”



Just how deep do you believe
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Nine Inch Nails, The Hand That Feeds

Friday 20 October 2023

WODtober 2023 20. Night Road

WODtober 2023 20. Night Road

“My mother told me never to do this.”
The Hitcher



I’m giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
Kavinsky, Nightcall

Loki 2.02: 1893

Love an old-timey piano version of a theme.

Is causing the Bootstrap Paradox ever a good idea?

Is this the last we see of Jonathan Majors? Apparently not yet, but hopefully soon.

On the other hand, more of Mobius geeking out about time travel.

Thursday 19 October 2023

WODtober 2023 19. Companion

WODtober 2023 19. Companion

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.



I drive on her streets ’cause she’s my companion
I walk through her hills ’cause she knows who I am
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Under The Bridge

The Watch House at twenty

The first session of my longest ever RPG series The Watch House was this evening in 2003.




Based on the then recently ended Buffy The Vampire Slayer which I cam to a new society looking to run the game of with one player guaranteed, and swiping its premise from a game called The Night Watch by Steve Dee, it was about trainee Watchers and other young people they had to keep an eye on studying at Cambridge - as opposed to Steve’s use of Oxford, so I got a few M. R. James jokes instead of Tolkien jokes.

I wasn’t expecting it to go much past a semester, as my games usually did, so I was a bit surprised when we got to season seven after five and a half years. I’d set the game starting in 1998 because the Watcher power structure got hit by the plot in Buffy season seven so I didn’t want to run it in the aftermath and I joked that we’d have to deal with that when we got there... and then we did. Of course the main effect of the period setting was knowing which songs we could reference when the characters were listening to music.

It ran so long because we had an enthusiastic group of players, the Buffy system didn’t get in the way, the setting let us do all kinds of weird ideas, and the series’ sense of humour meant that we could often have the kind of geeky referencing and undercutting of villains common to RPGs become in-character dialogue.

The college setting and children of Watchers expected to take up the family obligation and inheritors of other obligations too meant it developed an actual theme too, the freedom of student life versus the responsibilities and expectations of home.

And since I was running at uni and we were generally in our twenties when we started it also got a bit autobiographical at times for a lot of us. I apologise again to everybody who sustained my personal in-my-twenties as a result.

There are things in-game I’d do differently too – if I’d know he’d be playing the same character five and a half years later I would have let David make his own, Jamie’s character was revealed as a werewolf early because another player couldn’t let it lie out of character, and we really could have dialled down the attempt to recreate Buffy season two when Derek’s character became a vampire. But all things considered, not a lot.

The show’s season structure definitely helped for that long run, letting different characters take up more or less of the spotlight as they faced a variety of Big Bads. The session more-or-less as episode format gave us some focus as well. It sometimes led to long sessions that ended in the pub after we got shooed out of the student union, and sometimes to walking home and chatting through the night as we did. And to ‘plotting and scheming’ meetups between sessions, which for a while turned into taking the piss out of that week’s episode of Torchwood while sharing a bottle of wine.

And it let us get experimental and weird with the format at times too. We spent weeks planning the “behind the scenes” episode where most of the characters were revealed to be actors playing them on TV, with John and David playing the unaffected characters given only a small clue this might be an odd session. This is the kind of thing you can only do if you know the players will have fun with it, and Cat prepared a get-out in case it didn’t work.

And I got surprised as well - I dropped one of my possible plots because Stu had his character’s envy fuel a magic spell that meant we could no longer take the possible villain seriously. Wanting the crush to see the handsome confident guy making moves on her as he did while grumbling about how handsome and confident he was led to her instead seeing him as a superhero called “Captain Rugged - the man with the face!”

Which also led to one of several examples of using actors as visual references for player and non-player characters for the “show” that was either prescient or skill in typecasting - Captain Rugged! was “cast” with Henry Cavill after his first shot at playing Superman but years before he got the role.

(And don’t get me started on how many weird one-shot episodes Supernatural did after us. Okay, sure, we in turn swiped them from comics and other TV shows and realistically that’s where they stole them from, but still...)

It led to me making my first video edit for a game, a laborious but thrifty Christmas present for the group, as well as customising action figures which was laborious but also not thrifty, and miniatures for the final session in the spring of 2009.

Milli by Storn Cook


I also typed up Actual Play reports, back when you had to type that kind of thing, which led to us having fans!

Something else I’d do differently if I’d known we’d go so long, I would have recorded the sessions... though typing does mean you don’t get to hear how often I’d say “uh...”

Of course its biggest legacy is that it’s how Lucy and Doug met, so it’s the only game I’ve run that helped lead to a marriage and children.

Wednesday 18 October 2023

Twenty years ago, I had no idea...

V5: The Crowded Streets 1.02

Made a new vampire’s first hunt super awkward. Not proud.

Okay, actually proud.

Conpulsion 2024

Conpulsion 2024, March 30-31st.

Easter!

Quiz picture round might be about bunnies in RPGs as a result.

WODtober 2023 18. Weapon Of Choice

WODtober 2023 18. Weapon Of Choice

“They called it the Peacemaker. I always liked that.”




With thanks to the prop team for Near Dark.

Don’t be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Fatboy Slim, Weapon Of Choice

Tuesday 17 October 2023

WODtober 2023 17. Object Of Desire

WODtober 2023 17. Object Of Desire

His old friend seemed to like this one. He wondered if he knew what she was.



Desire, desire
Storm of the heart
Zola Jesus, Desire

King Beowulf

King Beowulf, making kingdoms for the one-on-one D&D 5E related game, on Kickstarter.

He was Iron Man

In the midst of celebrating the return of everyone taken from us by Thanos five years ago, we must take a moment to mourn those who sacrificed everything to make it happen.

Tony Stark, May 29, 1970 - October 17, 2023.

Part of the journey is the end.

Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow, is reported to have died in the campaign as well, but we have no confirmed date.

Our thoughts are with their family, friends, fellow Avengers and all they saved and helped.

The World Below

The World Below, dark dungeon fantasy using Storypath Ultra, now at Backerkit from Onyx Path.

Gargoyles

Stone by day, warriors by night - live by action? Gargoyles seems pretty animation-specific and like it would have to change a lot to work in non-animated form.

Monday 16 October 2023

WODtober 2023 16. Animal Instincts

WODtober 2023 16. Animal Instincts

“Kitty! I’m sorry, she’s usually fine with strangers...”



Instinct keeps me running
Iggy Pop, Instinct

Sunday 15 October 2023

WODtober 2023 15. Dark Schemes

WODtober 2023 15. Dark Schemes

Jonas looked suspiciously at his opponent. Why let himself fall into check so easily?



Does my prayer fit in
With your scheme of things?
David Bowie, Word On A Wing

Boys From County Hell

31 Days Of Horror 13

Boys From County Hell (2020)

Trailer that sort of sets the tone, contains an impressive number of F-bombs for under two minutes, shows one of the twists and gives away my favourite joke

In a dead-end town whose only claim to fame is a local legend that might have inspired Dracula, the source of the legend is about to be knocked down to build a bypass. The general description and the trailer make it sound like a Tremors / Grabbers gory comedy take on vampires, but while that’s generally true it’s not so raucous throughout as there’s a much darker subplot in there too.

The medium: A Film4 Film Fear premiere, and presumably judging by the trailer it’s on Shudder as well.

Saturday 14 October 2023

WODtober 2023 14. Lines Drawn In Blood

WODtober 2023 14. Lines Drawn In Blood

Mo’s friends helped her find her sire, and let her decide what to do with him.



They’ll tell you I don’t care anymore
And I hope you’ll know that's a lie
’Cause I’ve found what I have been waiting for
But to get there means crossing a line
Mike Shinoda, Crossing A Line

Friday 13 October 2023

Marvelous 3 IV

Marvelous 3 IV playlist on YouTube

I know it’s a sin but I’d kill a motherfucker that breaks your heart

The Devil Made The World While God Was Sleeping

WODtober 2023 13. Haven, Sweet Haven

WODtober 2023 13. Haven, Sweet Haven

People in the city joke about rent meaning living in a cupboard. Nick smiles but never laughs.



It could be sweet
Like a long forgotten dream
Portishead, It Could Be Sweet

Friday The 13th: The Series

31 Days Of Horror 13

Friday The 13th: The Series (1987-90)
1.01 The Inheritance


It being Friday the 13th, I had to watch something Friday the 13th related, and the TV series about a group trying to retrieve an assortment of cursed antiques was more my thing than the slasher films that gave it its name and nothing else.

“Two cousins, Ryan Dallion and Micki Foster, inherit an antiques shop from their uncle. Together with his (former) partner, they must track down cursed objects that their devil-worshiping uncle had created...”

I remember seeing the first episode and not knowing if it was an ongoing format but figuring it would make a good one. I did not remember that the creepy little girl who gets the creepy little doll was future star of Go and director Sarah Polley.

The Omen

31 Days Of Horror 13

The Omen (6/6/1976)


The big setpiece blockbuster take on the devil child success of The Exorcist, where a conspiracy to get the Antichrist into a powerful family to fit a fictional Biblical prophecy involves lots of supernaturally convoluted seemingly-accidental deaths just after people share clues about what’s going on. The cheerful nanny death is the only one that actually seems timely - if anything too early, because if the forces of Hell had been subtler with the home help nobody would have known anything!

The big setpiece deaths, the reveal at the old cemetery (the only traditional “horror” style set in the film) and the generally ominous atmosphere helped by Jerry Goldsmith’s Oscar-winning Ominous Latin score, and Gregory Peck playing to type in a not at all to type story make it a fun revisit.

Among other things, it’s about keeping secrets supposedly for someone else’s good. Robert Thorn (Peck) deceives his wife Katherine (Lee Remick) at the start and she never gets to find out why all these awful things keep happening.

It’s also the only film I can think of where a baboon attack nearly saves the world.

Gameability: Probably suited to a one-shot or miniseries unless the PCs have a shot at defeating the Antichrist before the last three minutes of the third film. (I once ran a Final Destination one-shot, a series all about similarly involved deaths.) A playable sympathetic Antichrist and/or deadly coincidence powers could be fun though!

The Medium: a 25th anniversary DVD (which itself is now 22!) with a commentary from director Richard Donner and editor Stuart Baird, a 45-minute feature on the production, as well as a separate bit of it that talks a little about its cursed reputation due to various coincidences and tragedies - which also didn’t stop it being made or released - that Richard Donner dismisses as pattern recognition because they were making a movie about scary coincidences, and a section with Jerry Goldsmith talking about the score.

Thursday 12 October 2023

Interview With The Vampire (1994)

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Interview With The Vampire (1994)


Watching this again to compare with the series, finally showing here. After years in development hell and all the grumbling about casting Tom Cruise, this came out really well. Quite a bit of streamlining, but the essential conflicts and emotional connections hit and the style, romantic and spectacular and at times darkly comedic, works. (Up until the last couple of minutes anyway.)

Compared to the series note Lestat’s move on Louis being far less planned and his life being briefly sketched in, and the not-quite-kisses - the ecstatic first bite bringing them up into the air is fully clothed in the film and recreated naked in the show.

Gameability: Well...

The medium: a special edition DVD with a behind the scenes featurette partially from the time and partially for the release with director Neil Jordan also providing a commentary track, noting changes from the novel and details like a local voodoo group working on the enslaved uprising and even the interior sets that aren’t tombs being influenced by mausoleum decoration.

Slice (2018)

31 Days Of Horror 13

Slice (2018)


I ran a Buffy The Vampire Slayer game in 2014-15 set around the Graveyard Shift of a pizza place (running with the Doublemeat Palace metaphor of the crappy first job), and heard that someone had made a similar movie four years later. So seeing this was kind of a strange experience. And in part connected to that but I think not entirely, one I didn’t enjoy. I had unmet expectations from the premise, but also overall as a film. I don’t think this is just me thinking I did that better.

Slice has the supernatural in the open and ghosts have their own neighbourhood, and yes it’s called Ghost Town. Ghosts are represented by people in varying degrees of pale makeup - and there’s never a bit where someone puts flour on their face to pretend to be one. And apparently they still need to eat, or at least want pizza.

There’s also a werewolf, among other things.

But no vampires, and there’s also never even a joke about garlic keeping vampires away.

WODtober 12. Tension Between Us

WODtober 2023 12. Tension Between Us

“This one is mine. Look. Don’t touch.”



Keep it just between us
Tori Amos, Liquid Diamonds

Slayers

Slayers: A Buffyverse Story

This is happening.

Western twang Buffy theme.

Wednesday 11 October 2023

V5: The Crowded Streets 1.01

All the PCs met, establishing some knew each other, and helped sort out a bit of what happened around the brand new neonate PC’s illegal Embrace by introducing the first NPCs, Colette and Laurence. (It’s environmentally sound to reuse and recycle! And I noted that they’re among the nicest vampires in town and it’s all downhill from here.)

WODtober 2023 11. Cursed

WODtober 2023 11. Cursed

She knew she could never see him again. Not like this.



Cursed love is never ending
Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy, Cursed Sleep

Interview With The Vampire

The new Interview With The Vampire series finally reaches British TV, starting tomorrow on BBC Two and then their iPlayer free streaming service. Empire five star review.

Tuesday 10 October 2023

V5: City Of Angels 1.05

A small group tonight, so some of them got to miss Paris dressed down and at one point using her real first name...

WODtober 2023 10. It's Lonely On The Top

WODtober 2023 10. It’s Lonely On The Top

The throne sits empty. No-one dares. For long.


I’m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if, baby, I’m the bottom, you’re the top
Cole Porter, You’re The Top

Monday 9 October 2023

WODtober 2023 9. Eyes Of A Monster

WODtober 2023 9. Eyes Of A Monster

He can see you.



But I threw you the obvious
Just to see if there’s more behind the
Eyes of a fallen angel
Eyes of a tragedy
A Perfect Circle. 3 Libras

Sunday 8 October 2023

The Vault

31 Days Of Horror 13

The Vault (2017)


This is one of those “crime story intrudes on horror story” movies - a gang tries to rob a bank that was once robbed with all hostages dying in the 1980s. And it doesn’t try to hide this, with mentions of The Vault being haunted upfront. And unlike some examples of the subgenre where the crime story would be interesting itself (see From A House On Willow Street, where a gang kidnaps a rich kid and makes the ransom call... and nobody answers...) it’s a pretty generic robbery setup to get to somebody getting shot unleashing the haunting.

Not the best "crime story intrudes on horror story" I’ve seen, but like most of them it would make a good basis for a horror one-shot for something like Chronicles Of Darkness, Dead Of Night or Dread.

The haunting itself has a bit of a twist...

WODtober 2023 8. Rivals

WODtober 2023 8. Rivals

Vincent should have known better than to let the applause for Michael’s violin recital bother him after sixty years of them.



I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings (yeah!)
I have no rival
No man should see my sequel can be my equal
Queen, Princes Of The Universe

Saturday 7 October 2023

Humble Bundle Of Darkness

V5 and many sourcebook PDFs as well as H5 at Humble Bundle, and an option to get the card game Rivals for a big discount and the price of postage but only in the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

WODtober 2023 7. Rage Against The System

WODtober 2023 7. Rage Against The System

“You killed him!”



Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Smashing Pumpkins, Bullet With Butterfly Wings

V5: The Crimson Gutter

The Crimson Gutter sounds like it could be very helpful to new Storytellers. An example city setting and a season’s worth of plot hooks. The Vampire family as a whole didn’t get a book like this until Damnation City for Requiem first edition, which makes for bg boots to fill.

Also announced, Scent of Decay, a more regular sized adventure collection for W5.

Friday 6 October 2023

The Prophecy

31 Days Of Horror 13

Going to repost the more game-friendly ones here.

The Prophecy (1995)

Ironically not called anything to do with Relics.

From the writer of Highlander and it sure does show, as immortal beings with nice coats and a specific way to kill them gather for a final battle that draws in some normal mortals after police find one of the bodies. This is a more horror take on the setup, told from the possibly-helpless mortal perspective and with some added impaling and heart-eating. Christopher Walken eats scenery as well as hearts as rogue angel Gabriel. (He comes back for a couple of sequels, unlike everyone else. despite very clearly dying in the end.) Viggo Mortensen tries to out-melodrama him in a guest appearance as Lucifer. Eric Stoltz gets the less fun role of the sensible angel on humanity’s side, with Elias Koteas, Virginia Madsen and Moriah Shining Dove Snyder as the main humans.

I was reminded that I haven’t watched this in a while. It lacks the big fights of the creator’s other urban fantasy franchise, but has its own odd little amusements. I particularly like the twist that this very Catholic mythic battle brings in a Native American exorcism along with questions of the importance of faith in all forms. But mostly it’s about angelic supervillains monologuing, and that’s not a complaint.

Oh, and the titular prophecy has already happened.

The medium: DVD with nothin' extra.

(I also watched Prophecy from 1979, where the prophecy is more a folk story being used as a name.)

WODtober 2023 6. Underground

WODtober 2023 6. Underground

The abandoned subway station was as grand a court as the Elysium in its way.



It’s only forever
Not long at all
David Bowie, Underground

(Take me down, six underground)

D&D's latest puzzling call

D&D no longer working with its distributor. They plan to go through Hasbro to stores direct, which... sure, I guess? It’s not as what-are-you-even-doing as the OGL revision that got canned in days...

Loki 2.01: Ouroboros

Loki
2.01: Ouroboros

Well, that resolves that cliffhanger. So that’s good.

Thursday 5 October 2023

WODtober 2023 5. In The Shadows

WODtober 2023 5. In The Shadows

Preston knew Maria was here somewhere. She always was.


In the shadowplay acting out your own death knowing no more
Joy Division, Shadowplay

Wednesday 4 October 2023

WODtober 2023 4. Taste Of The Moon

WODtober 2023 4. Taste Of The Moon

“We gather on this night out of sight of Man...”



Take off for safer places
Can’t you see
You’re losing me
Fields Of The Nephilim, Moonchild

Quantum Leap 2022 season 2

Quantum Leap (2022) season 2 starts tonight in the US.

Tuesday 3 October 2023

WODtober 2023 3. Bloodlines

WODtober 2023 3. Bloodlines

“We can trace our lineage back to Cain himself. And some of our ancestors look younger than I do.”



I lost my soul to bloodlines
Ministry, Bloodlines

Only Murders In The Building season three

I actually figured a key thing out this year! And kinda worked out who the killer was eventually.

V5 The Crowded Streets references

Vampire: The Masquerade
The Crowded Streets

London is a stronghold of the Camarilla. Heart of a fallen empire. A monster of a city.



Monday 2 October 2023

Relic

31 Days Of Horror 13

Relic (2020)
Trailer featuring a glimpse of the grossest thing in the film

Showing the variety of the genre in one title, Relic is clearly the result of melancholy horror films like The Babadook and Hereditary doing well as it features a family burdened by a supernatural take on a very real concern in a gloomy old house. The initial apparent setup of a mother with dementia going missing after claiming her house was haunted suggests one kind of story, this goes in another direction.

Ultimately I don’t need a horror metaphor to tell me dementia is horrible.

Well crafted, grim, and interesting if you go in knowing it’s not fun at all.

RPGaDay2023 roundup video

Thanks for the memories with Dave and Anthony.

WODtober 2023 2. City By Night

WODtober 2023 2. City By Night

Everyone in the line for the club felt a chill as the “VIP” walked past them.



To the centre of the city in the night
Waiting for you
Joy Division, Shadowplay

The Creator

A new original big-budget SF movie. Well, not that original, but not directly based on anything.

Lots of overly familiar imagery - fast laser guns and ominous vehicles like The Terminator here used by humans against AI, the huge circular blast door with a similar surprise behind it from Akira, Wētā doing similar work from Chappie and a heroic Appleseed-y faceless but expressive robot, some very Simon Stålenhag looks and landscapes.

Gemma Chan so so typecast. Here she plays a human who is also copied by robots.

Calling it The Creator instead of the more interesting and more used Nirmata fits the first draft feel overall.

Sunday 1 October 2023

The Relic

31 Days Of Horror 13

Have I really not talked about The Relic here? Huh. Okay.

1: The Relic (1997)

The Relic has been on the BBC’s free streaming service for years, due to them giving some money to this very American movie, so it’s always there if I’m stuck for something mildly horror-y.

It’s very much mid The X Files in its “sarcastic people with flashlights chasing a briefly-glimpsed pseudoscience monster” and also very early post Jurassic Park in its “Stan Winston Studio provides a great monster which does some action with CGI that had to be used so carefully and sparingly that it still mostly holds up” (behind the scenes article here with the best look you’ll ever get at the monster).

It’s goofy, gory fun. Many heads are chomped.

The pseudoscience “curse” is kicked off by an indigenous tribe but the film blames the spread on a know-it-all anthropologist.

The book it was based on got a sequel around the same time the film came out (and apparently some of the characters reappeared in more thrillers by the authors that don’t have monsters in them) and I would have happily watched more of these.

31 Days, 31 Horror Movies XIII

31 Days 13.

Happy October!

I have no real plan at all this year, I have a couple of discs waiting, and to start somewhere:

WODtober 2023 1. The Monster In Me

WODtober 2023 1. The Monster In Me

“What am I?”


You bring out the monster in me
L7, Monster

Month of Darkness and WODtober

Month of Darkness calendar

Just one WODtober prompt set this year. And having to take photographs of my drawings as my scanner was attached to my printer. The lack of a working printer and therefore scanner has delayed me, but clearly not enough.

So going a bit bigger. Will this help...?


And on Instagram I guess.

OCTOBER

RELEASE THE BATS