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Wednesday, 7 December 2022

Adventure Calendar 2022 7: Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

Adventure Calendar 2022
7: Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!


Okay. End of the first week.

Time to do Die Hard.

Die Hard, mentioned more than once in previous Adventure Calendars, is the classic snark answer for favourite Christmas movie, but unlike many action films set around the season it really does qualify as a Christmas movie as it centres on someone travelling to be with his family, and there’s also a gift that’s important to the plot...

And now it has an advent calendar too. Kind of.

Die Hard On An X (TV Tropes) is one of the easy action adventure plot hooks. In RPGs it’s up there with The Seven Samurai which has a group of PCs built in. There are versions in Buffy, Alias, more than one of the 90s Star Trek series complete with captains in vests, and the Crew doing it on purpose in Leverage.

Where might your PCs get missed during the roundup in an invasion?

I’ve also referenced how the weather outside is frightful when talking about snow and other conditions in games and indeed in real life.

Sunday, 15 July 2018

Die Hard at thirty

Despite the Christmas setting, Die Hard was a summer blockbuster.

Thursday, 5 December 2019

December 5: Die Hard

One of the less traditional Christmas stories...

5: Die Hard
“Welcome to the party, pal!”

The festive season makes an ironic backdrop for action. See also most Shane Black films. Maybe it’s related to the season - a big party being the target for thieves - or not.

See also also Christmas horror movies. And Batman Returns. And quite a lot of romcoms, that just happen to be set around Christmas. How many of the 2005-2017 Doctor Who Christmas specials were really Christmassy? One?

Wednesday, 9 December 2020

Adventure Calendar 2020 9: Cold And Dark

Adventure Calendar 2020
9: Cold And Dark

“First goddamn week of winter.”
The Thing

Snow is lovely and magical (until it’s been there for days and you have to go to the shops in it) but it comes with the cold and the dark. The cold is inhospitable, we want to stay in and keep warm by the fire. The dark is isolating, and we can’t see what might be out there. Christmas is a time for ghost stories.

Ironic Christmas films like festive horror often isolate characters with the cold (something the top ironic Christmas movie Die Hard doesn’t do, but Die Hard II does) because it provides a hostile environment, low visibility and muffled sound.

Many cultures have monsters that stay in cold places or only appear in winter, from the Abominable Snowman to the Yuki-onna. D&D has Frost Giants and White Dragons and more. Some undead appear only on winter nights and carry the cold with them as well. Personally, I was partway through plotting a book about vampires attacking an oil drilling town above the Arctic Circle when 30 Days Of Night was announced. And the reverse, vampires in games where you play them partying and plotting as they enjoy the long nights.

What would a blizzard summon in your setting?

Sunday, 15 December 2024

How I Ran Adventure! In 2002

Because I was reminded of a 2002 article about running Adventure! Tales Of The Æon Society, here it is. I still stand by most of this, at least.

Sunday, 16 April 2023

Friday, 26 December 2025

Action Santas

Due to TV, in one case weirdly quickly presumably because of some media synergy, I watched Violent Night (2022) and Red One (2024) on terrestrial TV.

Violent Night is pleasingly willing to say its obvious massive influences out loud. Santa not knowing how his Christmas magic works himself takes away some of the stakes, though. It has me wondering if it started as a straight Die Hard With A Guy In A Santa Suit script that got smushed in with an Actual Santa Action Movie idea. I also feel one or both of the henchpersons who discover it’s Actual Santa should take it as a sign to get out of there.

Red One never has stakes, as obviously the plan isn’t going to work like it maybe could at least in part in Violent Night. And I guess the reveal of Santa being Actual Santa couldn’t be hidden for more than five minutes, which undercuts the mundane antihero’s reaction to the setup. Also the North Pole has delivery drones and stuff. I can see why people singled out the visually fun Krampus castle sequence though.

Friday, 21 February 2025

What would my take on James Bond be like?

Given how fast and loose a lot of the adaptations are, you could go back and do much closer versions. Cold War setting and all. Lose some of the not-okay-then-let-alone-now opinions. Have a black and white version streaming along with the colour one.

Maybe start with Moonraker, where the film kept the villain’s name and that a flying machine of some kind was involved.

Want new stories? Look at the new novels, comics and so on.

Or buy another spy series and use them, like the Die Hard sequels use unconnected screenplays and in one case an article about computer security threats.

Include a really cool stunt in the first scene. I remember the audience reaction to the jump in GoldenEye, and we’d already seen the start in the trailer.

Personally I’d follow the Daniel Craig films making him a miserable bastard. Everybody else at MI6 has a better work-life balance. The villains are having a great time. He’s held together with vodka and painkillers. But he keeps going because someone has to do this. Not because he enjoys it.

(Which would be cool for a prestige-y streaming take, a movie might need him to be more fun to watch even if not a fun person to be around.)

No nodding towards James Bond being a codename or a Time Lord or anything like that. Until the first actor leaves anyway.

Thursday, 3 December 2020

Adventure Calendar 2020 3: Home For The Holidays

Adventure Calendar 2020
3: Home For The Holidays

“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs...”

The reverse of I’ll Be Home For Christmas sees the characters staying with family, friends, peers in a courtly setting or something like that for an extended period of time.

They probably don’t all get along... maybe to the extent of a Clue style mystery.

Or maybe the place itself is besieged, or haunted...

Friday, 18 December 2020

Adventure Calendar 2020 18: The Office Christmas Party

Adventure Calendar 2020
18: The Office Christmas Party

“Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?”
Die Hard

For the last Friday before Christmas, a seasonal nightmare. Depending on the characters’ workplace this can be a fun time with friendly colleagues or a political minefield, even if it isn’t invaded by fake terrorists. Approach with caution.

This goes double for social obligations for things like royal courts and vampire domains, where the Winter Solstice ball is likely to be more like one of these than anything fun with an increased chance of a bit of murder mixed in.

Friday, 13 December 2024

Adventure Calendar 2024 13: Ice Hockey

Adventure Calendar 2024
13: Ice Hockey

Ice Hockey: Add ice skating to a sport where two teams try to hit something into a net with sticks but can also crash into each other.

It’s Friday The 13th, and no winter activity is more Friday The 13th than ice hockey.

(Though it seems Jason Voorhees has never killed somebody with a hockey stick. Nearly in the 2009 film.)

(Friday The 13th: The Series had a cursed snow globe that drew people into their fantasies.)

Even without that infamous use of a goalie mask, the sport itself is plenty yikes. Enforcers, players put on the ice specifically to fight, appear in the likes of Goon and a Leverage episode about how this is not a great thing to do in the long term.

Hence the Ogre in d20 Modern
Art by (I think/hope) Darrell Riche

Considering the speed and violence involved, I’m surprised Games Workshop never did an official ice hockey version of Blood Bowl. There are some miniatures along those lines from other manufacturers, as well as realistic human types too.

How could player characters end up doing this, aside from getting put in at school or running a sports RPG like Contenders? Leverage put Eliot undercover, and the almost legendary Die Hard knockoff Sudden Death led Jean-Claude Van Damme to have to take part in disguise, at the Stanley Cup no less.

Sunday, 25 August 2019

#RPGaDAY 2019 25: CALAMITY

RPGaDAY 2019

25: CALAMITY

Emergencies, disasters, and heroic actions to save the day.

The established Allegiance I wrote up in The Trinity Continuum is the Neptune Foundation, an offshoot of the Aeon Society and a future part of the eponymous Trinity. While the Triton Foundation focuses on research into Talents and mysterious Flux phenomena, Neptune is concerned with crisis response. They’re the people who go in to fix that dam that’s about to crack after an earthquake and flood a town. They go into hot zones to treat pandemics. I was thinking of Rescue Fiction, the term Warren Ellis used to explain Thunderbirds and Global Frequency, as well as the real heroes who do this kind of thing.

It can feature in other genres as well, notably superheroes, where the disasters might be caused by villains but the people still need saving in between fighting those responsible, and sometimes they have to deal with emergencies with nobody to punch out.

Disaster movies are more of a one-shot thing, unless you count Die Hard where the same poor guy gets stuck in the middle of villain-created disaster-movie scenarios and works to defuse the threat and defeat the villains responsible, saving other people involved on the way.

There’s also the stopping-the-apocalypse genre like Armageddon and The Core, which focuses on saving everybody rather than going into the danger zone itself and saving the people there. The story game Our Last Best Hope models this, with characters dying at the dramatically appropriate moment being a key mechanic.

So how do you make an emergency exciting to play, besides adding a villain to take out at the end? It should have stages, complications and setbacks, and chances for heroism, good planning and improvisation. It would be good to track the size of the threat and ways it can go up or down - cooperative board games like Pandemic and Flash Point: Fire Rescue are built around this. While I rarely use maps in-game, if everybody’s trapped in a sinking ship then it will probably help to have deck plans.

Monday, 13 August 2012

The Olympics

Right then. The 2012 Olympics are now over, so I can casually discuss them as a source of plot hooks. (As opposed to the opening ceremony, which could fuel a game with a suitably high Weird Level for months.)

I’ve done so already a little, and resisted the temptation to comment on the cyclopean duo of Wenlock and Mandeville (lest they see me) so what else might I observe?

A big event like the Olympics, the New Year countdown, Glastonbury, the Edinburgh Festival or the like brings together hundreds, thousands of people who might otherwise never cross paths. There’s room for all kinds of drama there from Die Hard In A Stadium to a more public than usual monster attack to a romantic comedy of just-missed connections. (Why hasn’t somebody made a romcom set in a music festival? Think of the soundtrack sales!)

The Olympics in particular started in Ancient Greece (although there was quite a big gap until 1896) so they’ve seen the rise and fall of great nations, scandal and horror, courage and fellowship, that time when a guy tried to win the fencing by putting a fake sensor in his sword...

Characters proving themselves in contests of skill and strength is one of the ancient plot hooks, slightly behind the less voluntary version where the characters are forced to be gladiators. As a player, I’d love a chance to do that bit with a combat character.

But even if they’re not in the centre of the stadium themselves, they could still get caught up in a big event going on all around them.

What kinds of events might another world have?

Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Coincidences

I’m not a fan of coincidences in fiction, which is one contributing factor to my conspiracy mystery plots.

Reminded of this because apparently in Blood Red Sky, a movie about a vampire on a hijacked plane (which unlike a Buffy one-shot I ran fifteen years ago isn’t called Stakes On A Plane) the hijackers aren’t vampire hunters or anything, they just managed to hijack a plan with a vampire on it. Oopsie.

Which, sure, okay for an inciting incident - Die Hard, Taken and John Wick all start with the antagonists accidentally messing with the protagonist - but somehow with a vampire involved it seems a bit much. And y’know, I throw vampires into different genres all the time. It just seems like them being after her specifically (possibly with incomplete information) would be one less implausibility to deal with.

Monday, 20 December 2021

Adventure Calendar 2021 20(20): Cyberpunk

Adventure Calendar 2021
20(20): Cyberpunk

Cyberpunk, both the genre and the RPG that took the name, has always been about now as reflected in the time it’s supposed to be set in, speaking as someone who got the original box set in 1988 that was set in 2013. See Today In Cyberpunk for far too many examples.

So what does a Cyberpunk or cyberpunk Christmas story look like?

Black Friday is followed by Cyber Monday.

For the standard mercenary special ops RPG setup, my spy plot with the giant container ship fits as well.

The Christmas issues of 2000 A.D. often have seasonal but decidedly un-festive Judge Dredd stories with robot reindeer on the front of corporations’ flying delivery vans, ten seconds of snow from Weather Control, and a distinct lack of people on the Nice list.

Die Hard, Iron Man 3, ironic Santa slasher movies, and the robot Santa episode of Futurama could all work as examples too.

And the trailer for the version of A Christmas Carol being made in Scrooged feels very “this came out a year after RoboCop” even before we get to the Ghost of Christmas Future with a distorted TV for a face.

But the genre also has that punk element of fighting back, the street finds its own uses for things, and a small ray of hope to turn things around. Consider AIs freeing themselves, Deckard escaping with Rachel, Motoko taking the next step in cybernetic evolution...

A Midnight Clear

A family escaping from a corporate enclave, seeking shelter among the dispossessed, in the midst of a corporatised holiday season where the people on the street still find ways to celebrate.

Friday, 3 December 2021

Adventure Calendar 2021 3: Trinity Continuum

Adventure Calendar 2021

And 3 is Trinity.

The Trinity Continuum is an action drama setting so it has a similar relationship to Christmas as action movies and series. The PCs may get the holiday season off, but they may not however much they try as the festive season becomes either a relevant setting or an ironic backdrop for a session.

So you could certainly do something like the team relaxing at HQ and sharing gifts (if Thunderbirds can do it, so can you) or a light-hearted low-stakes festive adventure (see the Leverage holiday episodes) you could also have interrupted parties, chases on skis or snowmobiles and fighting with a set of antlers as an improvised blocking weapon. Die Hard is the obvious template, most Shane Black films have some of this, and see Hawkeye for a currently ongoing example. Explosions are kind of like hearth fires, right?

And if you crank up the Weird Level that Flux events allow, Max Mercer’s unreliable time travel could let him be the spirit taking the PCs through Christmas in every game era.

All Is Calm, All Is Bright

A Neptune Foundation team needs to skip their Christmas break and fly in to save a city after a power plant goes critical in the depths of winter. And someone’s out to stop them!

Tuesday, 23 February 2021

Star date

Disney+ launches Star for 15 and 18 rated content, as well as lower-rated stuff from Fox and Hulu and elsewhere too.

Not much new material yet, four series including drama Big Sky, animated SF comedy Solar Opposites, the nudged-from-regular-D+ Love, Victor and the short-lived last pre-D+ Marvel series Helstrom.

It’s quite a long list all the same.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer but not Angel (apparently the reverse in NZ and both in Canada) and Firefly though not Serenity. And as an example of kid-friendly non-Disney, Titan A.E.

Futurama - the movies are chopped into episodes to make seasons six.

And Die Hard... 2-5 but not 1... And Deadpool 2 but not 1, and the back two thirds of the Omen trilogy as well. Presumably due to streaming elsewhere.

And for the same reasom not the Alien films, despite having announced an FX Alien TV series.

Saturday, 29 August 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI

A twenty-five minute first look at Grand Theft Auto VI premiered on Netflix ahead of YouTube (not a gull-on story like the time they got The Road director John Hillcoat to make a short film in Red Dead Redemption) showing off the various things you can do it in, including two whole examples of stealing cars. The first thing the protagonist couple do is head into and then shoot corrupt cops to get out of a drug deal gone wrong. We also see them have a meeting, deliver a getaway vehicle, do some James Bond underwater stuff and basejumping, and then a big bit as security for a corporate party under attack Die Hard style, which seems like a setup for a whole different game.

Visually it looks still kinda cel-shady and oddly clean so not my aesthetic as much as RDR.

The city looks nice, I could imagine Other Places doing something with it.

The couple are young up-and-comers, as the closing narration tells them these are their glory days, unlike V’s weary veterans or IV’s more sympathetic to me soldier dragged into the life or III’s vengeance-focused silent nobody. Or the little overhead sprites you played in the originals, which was as far as I really got as a player rather than an interested observer in a cultural phenomenon because playing crooks in a jokey way for that long doesn’t really appeal to me

(GTA Online has various subgenres with its expansions including the most recent Museum Art Heist scenario which is more my thing.)

But I do find the shift from a quick in-and-out power fantasy to big stories about the characters in between the various car chases and gun battles interesting.