Sunday 22 May 2022

My favourite Dracula Daily observation so far

The funniest implication of the reveal of the three vampire women living in Dracula’s castle that at some point Dracula probably had to explain to his roommates that he was going to have a human guest over and he needs to keep up the ruse that he has servants, that he doesn’t live alone here, and all three of them looked him in the eyes and said: “we’re not doing that.”

And all three of them just sat there watching as Dracula uses his superpowers pretending to be the entire wait staff.

queen shit.

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