Sunday, 31 October 2021

31 Days Of Horror 2021

The tradition continues and this time I aimed for a majority of new things. This admittedly had mixed results.

The Green Knight (2021) and I’m already cheating because I saw it the day before.

Slender Man (2018) didn’t work for me. A teen horror owing a lot to Ringu and especially The Ring jars. But it does have a scene I thought worked - somebody gets a video call from outside her house, looks out to see nobody there, but sees herself doing so...




The Conjuring 2 (2016)
If you can separate the real people involved it has a couple of nice jumps, and also an attempt at a “childlike but creepy” monster design that fails the “but creepy” to hilarious effect. Ugh.

Crawl (2019)
How much can you do with two people stuck in a flooding basement with alligators? Actually quite a lot. The constant rising water keeps the small cast moving in the initially small location. It’s not complicated. It’s fun.

Sputnik (2020)
As Alien has a company trying to profit from dangerous first contact and The Quatermass Experiment has red tape getting in the way, this take on the idea in the late Soviet era sees secrecy and paranoia add to the alien threat.

No One Gets Out Alive (2021)
From a novel by the author of The Ritual, and apparently they changed the monster to make it more like the one in The Ritual. The shift from the poverty trap to an undocumented immigrant works, though loses the meaning of the title. There’s a very Val Lewton kill at one point, which I always appreciate.

The Guilty (2018)
Someone alone listening on a phone and unable to help goes all the way back to the Grand Guignol, and this dark story about a police officer at a dispatch desk raises the tension as he tries. Does he succeed?

The Guilty (2021)
The US remake plays very close except for a couple of (I feel weakening) tweaks at the ending, and a more emotive central performance, so we’re watching the character break instead of being in his place. Still good but preferred the original.

The Wraith (1986)
High Plains Drifter in the style of Knight Rider. Provided some laughs, some of them even intentional.


Night Teeth (2021)

The Haunted (2018)
Haunted house indie with decent low-fi atmosphere, but doesn’t really come together or use the interesting idea of the protagonist being thrown in at the deep end with no knowledge and no expert showing up later.

His House (2020)

The Night House (2020)
A great portrayal of grief, coping badly in various ways, as well as some creepy haunting. Good but not really fun.

The Empty Man (2020)
A very silly story presented like The Ring. Also featuring wonky Buddhism.

Deadwax (2018) (trailer)
The hunt for a killer record, presented as a miniseries of ten-minute chunks adding up to feature length. Would be a good Chronicles Of Darkness adventure hook. From one of the writers of Until Dawn, so was it nearly interactive?

The Addams Family (2019)
I am not the target audience for this version. Great voice cast though.

Ready Or Not (2019)
It’s a lot of fun.

And having managed 21 new-to-me, a speed run of classics I’ve rewatched this month:

Frankenstein (1931)
The Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)
Halloween (1978) with friends who hadn’t seen it and agreed it generally held up although they did question Annie’s decisions.
Alien (1979) also there, turned out to be the Director's Cut which I like less than the original.
Near Dark (1987)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Scream (1996)
Get Out (2017)
The Invisible Man (2020)
Scare Me (2020)

Happy Halloween to all, and to all a good night!

Vamptober 2021

Vamptober prompts for art, writing, and more from the World of Darkness.


1: Fangs Out!
2: Sweet Embrace
3: Where The Kindred Gather
4: Elysium Fashion
5: The Very First Bite
6: Undead Love
7: Hideout
8: This Clan Of Mine
9: Newly Found Power
10: Inner Monster
11: Faith That Hurts
12: Blood Hunter (as seen in World Of Darkness news!)
13: Eyes Of The Beast
14: Every Rose Has Its Thorns
15: Blue Blood
16: Crimson Tears
17: The Night You Were Turned
18: Hunger
19: Satiation
20: Last Sunset
21: Eternal Enemy
22: It’s A Beautiful Night To Hunt
23: Forbidden Pleasures
24: The Prince
25: Blood Magic Ritual

I considered spot colour for every single picture but went with high contrast in some cases.

Vamptober 31: The Sun Rises

Vamptober 31: The Sun Rises

“Let’s watch it together. I insist!”

Nocturne 1.04

Vampire: The Masquerade - Nocturne
1.04

So for tonight’s Vampire: The Masquerade session we went to the Elysium Halloween ball, with the Brujah torch singer as Morticia, the Ventrue backroom politico in a blank mask, the Hecata psychologist as Nurse Ratched, the wandering Gangrel as Teen Wolf, and the Salubri medical examiner as a classic bedsheet ghost.

Me: ... With three eyeholes?
Their player: Tempting as it is... actually, you know what, one night he can...

Muppets Haunted Mansion

Fun, silly, not at all creepy.. except sort of one bit... I liked the crossing over of Muppet and Mansion bits, like the ghostly ballroom being mixed with the At The Dance sketch.

And a belated realisation which I suppose counts as a spoiler.

So this year...

The clocks go back.

HALLOWEEN IS 25 HOURS LONG.

Saturday, 30 October 2021

Vamptober 30: Too Old To Die

Vamptober 30: Too Old To Die

“What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? I have rarely heard a good answer to that question.”

Friday, 29 October 2021

Thursday, 28 October 2021

Vamptober 28: Bats!

Vamptober 28: Bats!

Animalism. So easily overlooked.


And while you’re here, a petition to help bats!

His House

His House
2020

“After all we’ve endured, after what we have seen, what men can do, you think it is bumps in the night that frighten me? You think I can be afraid of ghosts?”

His House came to Netflix on October 30th last year, with little fanfare at the end of Netflix And Chills 2020, but has since been highlighted by Empire among other places.

The question with haunted house stories is always why they don’t get out. In His House from director Remi Weekes, Bol (Sope Dìrísù) and Rial (Wunmi Mosaku) are refugees seeking asylum assigned a council house somewhere near London as they wait for a decision about whether they can stay. And even if they weren’t in danger of deportation, Bol feels he struggled to get here and deserves to stay.

It plays well with their isolation and the strangeness of the place, the normal pressures as well as the supernatural ones that get increasingly surreal. It also has them treated quite differently by the haunting, which is something I haven’t seen often.

And for Doctor Who fans who may be wondering, at no point is Matt Smith’s character particularly helpful. His familiarity kind of pulls me out of the story, good as he is, especially when early on he mentions “There’s a doctor down the road...”

Tuesday, 26 October 2021

Vamptober 26: Ceremony Of The Dead

Vamptober 26: Ceremony Of The Dead

“I can’t believe it’s been a year already. I feel like he’s still with us...”

Hunter: The Reckoning V5 first look

Hunter preview. The text shows what we already know. I like greyscale with lomited spot colour art. As you may have guessed.

Vampire in action movie double bill

Netflix premiered two otherwise unconnected movies in the last few weeks, Blood Red Sky and Night Teeth, which both basically add vampires to existing action movies.

Blood Red Sky has an infectious 30 Days Of Night style vampire seeking a cure, flying across the Atlantic with her son, when her plane is hijacked. Coincidentally, not by someone targeting her! That feels like a bigger coincidence than there being an air marshal aboard in Passenger 57. And it plays this premise straight, which is pretty surprising, and kind of works.

It takes a while to get going, 22 minutes into the two-hour runtime before we get to the hijacking and 34 minutes to the vampire reveal. But once the particularly bad hijacker works it out he acts on this information efficiently, and it quickly gets out of control. (Not sure how the ethically conflicted hijacker clashing with him squares with the plan overall, but never mind.) Oh, and Scottish people are unhelpful.

Night Teeth is indeed basically Collateral with vampires in a post John Wick style, and played somewhat comedic. Due to John Wick and more I had a hard time taking Alfie Allen seriously as a villain, the tone wobbles, and I’m not 100% sold on the central relationship either.

How Vampire: The Masquerade is it? The opening narration explains vampire history and the rules starting with not telling people, beginning with “We’re all around you...” like the credits of Kindred: The Embraced. If it’s not directly Masquerade it’s at least second-generation influenced, as that early Blade shoutout might show, along with The Lost Boys as a reminder of influences in turn. (And a bit Requiem in its use of graffiti to mark territories and the like.)

Monday, 25 October 2021

Star Trek: Voyager rewatch comes home

Launching with its 25th anniversary, the end of Keith R.A. DeCandido’s very thorough look at Star Trek: Voyager at Tor. It encouraged me to watch some myself, and while I drifted off after Year Of Hell that’s further than I got originally.

Vamptober 25: Blood Magic Ritual

Vamptober 25: Blood Magic Ritual

Soak a ribbon in blood, set it on fire, and follow the trail to your prey.

Month Of Darkness updates.

Happy to see the Snake River Conspiracy lyrics connection to Clan Nosferatu still there in the Spotify playlists curated by Outstar.

The Clan Bingo cards are finally complete too!

Lego Star Wars Terrifying Tales

Lego Star Wars Terrifying Tales boasts some “why this?” classic horror joke posters (one is actually relevant) but has logos for its three stories and I only get two of the references as they’re really obvious so the second one puzzles me deeply. Is it a Frankenstein logo? Not one I recognise offhand.

So we get Kylo Ren turned by peer pressure, snark at Darth Maul’s resurrection, and a classic What If...? and then a surprise frame story attack.

Dune

Dune Part One is out and Part Two has been greenlit, and with it an RPG that has stayed available for more than the last one’s twenty-four hours.

But as a deconstruction of the space opera and Chosen One and the like, I wonder what people want to do with it. I run my share of deconstructions, but mostly in a funny way.

Sunday, 24 October 2021

Nocturne 1.03

Vampire: The Masquerade - Nocturne
1.03

The local vampire Sheriff decided to test the new and not very sociable Gangrel PC’s hunting methods by sending one of her agents to see how he’d react to a threat to the victim, then had him apologise after the PCs tried to hunt him down.

I’m sure this won’t cause any problems later.