Opening narrations

After Knight Rider, I looked up other TV opening narrations. It really is among the least accurate. (Although The A-Team never seemed to take payment for their work.)

For example, I have no idea if this show lived up to its opening narration but it’s pretty specific so I would guess it tried...

Lost in the Devil’s Triangle, trapped in a dimension with beings from the future and other worlds, a party of adventurers journey through zones of time back to their own time. Varian, a man from the 23rd century, possessing awesome powers; from 1977; Fred, a young doctor just out of medical school; Scott Jordan, the thirteen-year-old son of a famous scientist; Liana, daughter of an Atlantean father and an extraterrestrial mother; and Jonathan Willaway, a rebel scientist from the 1960s. Together they face the frightening unknown on... The Fantastic Journey.

How would you introduce your series?