The Watch House
RPGs and related matters, by Craig Oxbrow.
Tuesday, 27 October 2026
Interview With The Vampire starter set
Interview With The Vampire starter set now on Backerkit to be followed by core rules and settings drawn from the other Anne Rice novel based TV series.
Sunday, 25 October 2026
One-Shot No Shot
In the event, too run down. Feels bad for my The Show Must Go On instinct but didn’t sleep.
Saturday, 24 October 2026
Friday, 23 October 2026
Wildwood
Wildwood (2026) is in cinemas here now, the new film from stop motion studio Laika and director Travis Knight (Kubo And The Two Strings, Bumblebee, Masters Of The Universe) based on the book by Colin Meloy and Carson Ellis.
It’s one of the biggest and most ambitious stop-motion films ever made (with CG assistance for things like compositing, smoke and fire effects) and would be huge and ambitious in any medium, a modern fairytale with some epic vistas and huge fantasy battles, chases with the camera moving with the action, and a lightly stylised largely-human cast carrying the story.
It’s fantastic. Beautifully made, by turns funny and scary - a PG-13 rating, 12A in the UK, feels right, despite being an animated film about kids in a magical land the battles are intense and not everybody gets to the end, indeed the opening scene is as dark as it gets.
As someone who saw Masters Of The Universe as well I can see similarities in style and also plot emphasis, a character going to the fantastic world for personal reasons and the like. Beast-Man there is like a mirror of the coyotes here.
A little deconstruction, not much though.
There’s a smallish plot point I didn’t like, a secret that would have been very helpful to reveal earlier, but I get it.
If you can see it on a big screen, I think it’s absolutely worth it.
Thursday, 22 October 2026
Mass Effect: Universe trailer
This may be all we ever get of Mass Effect: Universe. Of course there’s a change.org petition.
Wednesday, 21 October 2026
Tuesday, 20 October 2026
Monday, 19 October 2026
My thoughts on the Vampires And Slayers miniatures
Crooked Dice, makers of the 7TV miniatures lines of absolutely not geek TV and film characters, having spent years in the 60s and especially the 70s and then advanced to the 80s with a couple of waves are now onto the late 90s after just one early 90s release. (I assume the 2000s will get one wave and the 2010s will be announced before they all come out.)
This new wave, Kickstarting soon, is Vampires And Slayers.
I was expecting something like this for a while now.
CD have a few designers with different styles. Some I really like, most of them leaning towards “true scale” with realistic proportions. (Like the official Buffy miniatures for the Unmatched skirmish game.) But others are in more traditional “heroic scale”, big heads and hands and dumpy bodies. These are “heroic scale”.
To the extent that they look like they're being viewed through a fisheye lens.
They probably look okay in actual barely an inch high size but, urgh, disappointed.
I wonder if you could edit the STL files to make them look more people-shaped.
Oh well. Saves me some money.
Vampire: Empire 2026 3
Vampire: The Masquerade fifth edition
Empire
3. Down Below
Daisy, Toreador jazz singer and club owner
Silas, Ventrue enforcer
(Jesse, Tremere phlebotomist and Circulatory System supplier)
Emmet, Hecata researcher
Echo, Malkavian fortune teller
The Professor’s guard draws a submachine gun. Silas attacks. The mortal addict they brought to test the drug screams and hides behind the chair. Daisy tries to free the girl.
Outside, Echo, Emmet and Jesse hear gunfire and move to enter. They see a car pull up to a side entrance, more armed men get out and head in, and the Professor leaves and goes for the car.
He doesn’t get far as someone inside kills the driver and then him.
The basement door opens and the armed men pile in.
Daisy locks eyes with one and he backs away in fear. Silas commands another to drop his gun and he hesitates long enough for him to steal it. He then bites the now unarmed guard.
The attacker follows Echo and Emmet inside as the guards flee.
He identifies himself as Dane.
A vampire who claims membership of no sect.
Daisy releases the girl. She struggles free and grabs the downed guard’s wrist, drinking until alarms sound and the group withdraw, Dane setting the lab on fire as they go.
He explains that he followed a lead from Frank, one of the System’s clients outside the Camarilla, and that the girl was betrayed by one of Frank’s coterie, Ryan.
Jesse finds Frank and he gives Ryan up with barely a thought.
Ryan tries to flee, but Laurence ambushes him. Colette saw enough to know to come there.
The group discuss what to do with the girl, Julie, a Thin-blood that Ryan Embraced without permission. Colette says that there may be a way for her to return to her old life... by killing her sire.
We don’t find out if this works.
Are there more labs, more suppliers? The Camarilla, Anarchs and outsides all have leads to follow.
How big was the plan? How much chaos did they want to cause for the Kindred - and the living?
Saint and Stirling are informed by calls, a message is left for Hellene to meet later.
Violetta post-game thought
Since the Hunter: The Reckoning game was a miniseries we all went fairly broad with the characters. Connecting the idea of a spooky medium to the Hecata from Vampire: The Masquerade and Wednesday, playing her super deadpan and way too in-the-know, was a lot of fun but for an ongoing character I’d either:
A) Play it straight, fewer connections and jokes
or
B) Lean in even more, going with the Giovanni family name and an unedited appearance for reference
Depends on the game.
Sunday, 18 October 2026
Weapons (2025)
31 Days Of Horror Movies 2026
And now to stray from the path.
Prompt 18 is Least Favourite Franchise and I’m not doing that to myself. Then Favourite Franchise which wouldn’t give me something new, then New-ti-me found footage which maybe, then four days about different social groups. I could do these but, eh, time for things that don’t fit just because I want to watch them. And so:
18.
Weapons (2025)
Content warning for kids in danger, both obvious from the premise and more severely in one chapter
The second film by writer and director Zach Cregger opens with seventeen children leaving their houses at the same time in the dead of night and disappearing into the dark.
The trailers and the accompanying media campaign including a now-down fake news website made the children disappearing look like the most ominous mystery, and it features with some assorted digressions, so much so that the supporting character that won Amy Madigan an Oscar is almost invisible in the publicity.
I was sort of expecting something like aliens as it felt like the cold open for an episode of The X Files.
The title (and one image in a dream) suggests the subtext of school shootings as well.
But the film itself plays it as the start of an odd little fairytale, accompanied by a sweetly soothing George Harrison song.
The first bit of proper horror comes after, with the kids’ parents and the rest of the town demanding answers from their home room teacher, their understandable fear and anger getting unfailry targeted.
Then it shifts perspective to one of the parents, and again to someone else, and again every twenty minutes or so, with chapter labels so it’s faster and more clearly noted than the sudden forty-five-minute swing in Barbarian.
And due to stylistic choices and humour throughout, when we find out what’s going on it’s chilling for one sympathetic character but overall darkly funny.
The medium: HBO Max
Gameability: When we get to the unlikely teamup to investigate it swings that way.
Labels:
films,
horror,
humour,
music,
urban fantasy,
Weird Level
Hunter: The Reckoning Portlandia session two
A cornered ghoul tries to talk his way out saying we should let him walk away and he won’t tell his masters:
“I’m sorry, just to be clear, are you threatening us?”
Visual references for the us being threatened:
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| Jenna Ortega as Wednesday |
--
“The chain is broken! Those who wish to depart in peace are free to do so. Those who wish to act... are free to do so.”
Imagine a bass drop on the ellipsis, like when Lestat calls Claudia a very, very naughty little girl.
Big week
Three for three on weekly RPG sessions this week, and two for two on less than weekly ones, including the alternate Tuesday game being moved to the other alternate Tuesday for one night only. Now a bit socialisinged out, but in a good way.
Saturday, 17 October 2026
Witchboard (1986)
31 Days Of Horror Movies 2026
Prompt 17 is “death by board game” and:
17.
Witchboard (1986)
Having seen the remake on day 2, I spotted the original was available and so here we are.
Tawny Kitaen, mostly known to my generation as The Woman In The Whitesnake Videos, stars as a woman with a boyfriend and ex who used to be friends and the ex is really into Ouija boards. Though not into them enough to remember to take his home after a housewarming party. So she tries it alone which is a bad idea and various sorta-poltergeist-y sorta-possession-y problems ensue.
Unusually heavy on daytime horror scenes. though this may have been to save on lighting, the leads are fine if underwritten and the guys’ quarrel feels more high school than postgrad adult (but don’t quote Han Solo if you’re this much less cool than Han Solo) and the fun characters (Kathleen Wilhoite as a Cyndi Lauper styled medium and Burke Barnes as a detective who loves magic tricks as his Columbo shtick) only get a couple scenes each.
Seeing it after the remake explains a couple of the scenes there, but they largely worked in the remake as-is. The overheated shower works better here though!.
I will give it credit for a great evil joke fakeout which I loved when Buffy The Vampire Slayer did it thirteen years later, and I’m sure someone there saw it here.
The medium: Shudder
Gameability: Investigating a weird occult thing, colourful side characters, fairly straightforward answer, yesh. Maybe don’t use an actual Ouija board as a prop for reasons of taste.
Friday, 16 October 2026
They Will Kill You
31 Days Of Horror Movies 2026
Prompt 16 is “rich people doing evil shit” and I have various options here due to how much evil shit rich people do. But for something new, I already watched Ready or Not 2: Here I Come in the cinema but not this:
16.
They Will Kill You (2026)
Trailer (red band with blood and swears and stuff)
Someone is trapped in a secure location with a bunch of rich Satanic cultists not very successfully trying to catch her as a human sacrifice in a funnily over-the-top violent way. Comparisons to Ready Or Not are unavoidable, not helped by release timing meaning I saw the trailer ahead of Here I Come, but the setup and style are different enough to stand out. Here Zazie Beetz as Asia Reaves is a Big Damn Hero waiting to happen rather than having to become one, less like the bride from Ready Or Not and more like The Bride from Kill Bill.
And there’s a twist the trailer didn’t let on.
Labels:
films,
genres,
horror,
humour,
urban fantasy,
Weird Level
Thursday, 15 October 2026
Carrie (2026)
31 Days Of Horror Movies 2026
Prompt 15 is “Telekinesis” and I feel like it might be there because one of the big streaming releases for spooky season 2026 is...
15.
Carrie (2026)
“This episode contains scenes involving bullying and a school shooting drill. Viewer discretion is advised.”
Mike Flanagan moves to Prime and takes Stephen King’s number with him, modernising Carrie as a miniseries. One of the main texts for high school horror, this version plays up the added horrors of social media, school shooting drills and more, and updates the isolated religious weirdness of Whites as doomsday preppers.
It’s generally well done if the subject matter isn’t an immediate nope. Until...
Wednesday, 14 October 2026
Those Who Wish Me Dead
31 Days Of Horror Movies 2026
Prompt 14 is “Trashy Thriller” and this isn’t particularly trashy, and about as much action as thriller, but as noted before I didn’t want to go out of my way to find something bad:
14.
Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021)
Trailer with more Johnny Cash than the film (boo)
Put in a fire watch tower after a traumatising job gone wrong, the equivalent of a desk job for a smokejumper, Hannah (Angelina Jolie) is in the wrong place at the wrong time when...
... this run of personal connections seems unnecessarily complicated but here we go...
Her ex, Deputy Ethan’s (Jon Bernthal) brother-in-law tries to bring his son there for safety after his job puts them in danger from a criminal conspiracy.
Okay, that bit is kinda trashy.
The conspiracy sends a pair of assassins (Aidan Gillen and Nicholas Hoult) after them, following a related assassination far enough away that he gets to hear about it. The assassins not unfairly observe that the conspiracy should have sent two teams for strikes at the same time, which isn’t enough to put me on their side as they casually kill innocent people but is an example of them being entertaining villains to follow. As this is somewhat like Die Hard In A Forest Fire that goes a long way.
And the connections beyond physical proximity and an existing level of trust that could have been follow emergency response workers don’t really matter as, after the killers take out the father, the son flees into the woods and Hannah just happens to find him.
So now we have several sympathetic characters in different degrees of immediate danger as the killers try to find the boy through his uncle as well as tracking him. And start a forest fire to distract emergency services. Which gets real big real fast.
There are various smart moves and observations in among some over-the-top threats and twists - the assassins spitting a warning phrase right away, Bernthal getting a great “go on and kill me” type rant knowing he’s seen too much and trying to goad them into taking him out - in among some much sillier stuff like at one point somebody gets struck by lightning and that seems like the kind of thing that should matter in a story.
It’s all a bit off topic for spooky month, but does have some brutal violence, enough sympathetic characters that we’re not sure everybody will make it, a shortish very tense sequence involving a particularly sympathetic character in particularly high danger, and a huge natural threat building throughout.
The medium: Prime
Gameability: Survival horror/thrills out in the woods, being hunted and in various kinds of danger due to the environment. And as an aside, smokejumpers have that International Rescue swagger of modern heroes going into danger to help others.
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