Sunday 31 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 31: The Dresden Files
Adventure Calendar 2023
31: The Dresden Files
The Dresden Files, huh? I could skip over it to Smallville or Star Wars, but no, the point is a challenge.
Although not much of a challenge as it’s an urban fantasy detective, basically Angel but with a wizard.
I know enough to know it has mostly sinister magic users. And more organised groups of vampires. And a talking skull. And did the animated dinosaur skeleton thing before the film of Night At The Museum though way after the book, and after Doctor Mordrid too, which is where I stole it for The Watch House.
And apparently its own Christmas story did the Santa as Odin thing.
But anyway, Dresden being a wizard detective who actually advertises being a wizard in the phone book is unusual in largely Earthly settings, unlike something like Grimjack in a more fantasitcal world. So...
The Claus Files
Most kids send letters to Santa ahead of Christmas asking for toys and promising to leave out mince pies. But sometimes a letter comes through off season, asking for a much more important request, aid with a supernatural danger. And that’s when Santa steps in to do battle with the Naughty.
Sounds Like Hell references 1.06
And so naturally time for slayers.
Kaylee Bryant as Monica Pereira
Maddie Hasson as Drew Campbell
Saturday 30 December 2023
Buffy on the BBC at 25
Today is my Buffy The Vampire Slayer 25th anniversary, as it stared here on BBC 2 at 8 p.m. after previously starting on Sky. The genre magazines like SFX had been championing it for a while with “no, really, it works!” articles. And obviously I thought it did.
Adventure Calendar 2023 30: Doctor Who
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30: Doctor Who: Adventures In Time And Space
Okay, I’ve definitely done plenty of Christmas Special ideas for Doctor Who, as noted here in the 2021 Adventure Calendar. Though I’ve never actually run them. The Ice Wolves were a threat in an episode run in... September or October maybe. But here we are...
The Greatest Gift
An alien presence in a Christmas market, promising anyone their dream come true. Which is fine until someone’s wish threatens someone else’s happiness, life, or existence.
Friday 29 December 2023
Russia as a World Of Darkness setting
A request for ideas for a Vampire: The Masquerade game set in Russia, which led me to discover Empire V, and quoting myself having thought about this before in the last thirty years:
(And it reminded me of the Moscow By Night LARP event video that looked like a LARP event anywhere in the world, Bloodlines Lacuna Coil song and all. I find that oddly comforting.)
Lore about Russia from previous editions features a lot of major-league monsters running amok but the official version’s easily overwritten. Baba Yaga as a fourth generation Nosferatu with vast magic powers and an army of supernatural beings opposed by Russia’s werewolves, after she took out the Brujah-led backers of vampire Communism. Also Rasputin as... pretty much every kind of monster.
(I would have made the Brujah council come in to shore up the Communists after the actually-people-led Revolution, and never be that big a deal as they kept backing different factions.)
A more low-key version where it has the same spread of supernatural troubles as settings like the USA would also work, with an emphasis on its current division and authoritarian control in mortal society.
(The KGB’s successors could have some pretty scary hunters, as well as plenty of corrupt do-nothing officials happy to take bribes.)
And it has its club scenes, underground music styles and other subcultures where vampires thrive...
Russian vampire movie banned by the government
Empire V looks like a pretty regular YA post-Masquerade vampire movie with pretty young vampires and creepy old vampires, and a lot of CGI for things like using blood to access memories and meeting an ancient vampire, but apparently its anti-authoritarian stance was enough to get it pulled from Russian cinemas a week before release.
I discovered its existence looking up Russian vampire movies after a VTM Facebook request for advice on setting a game in Russia. A vampire movie banned by the government feels like a possible plot hook...
Adventure Calendar 2023 29: Hollow Earth Expedition
Adventure Calendar 2023
29: Hollow Earth Expedition
Or Not Quite Adventure! Second Edition. But the Hollow Earth setting introduces time distortions, so...
North Pole Expedition
A legendary figure, perhaps immortal, who can travel the entire world in a single night? The enemies of freedom seek this power! Can you stop them stealing his ability to distort time to his advantage?
Thursday 28 December 2023
Once Human
Once Human, a post-apocalypse MMO I had never heard of before, looks fairly standard zombies and monsters and survivors failing to work together to provide gunfights, but the note that everybody has been affected by the weird changing thing and the PCs have some superhuman abilities adds some interest, a weird apocalypse with a chance to fix it.
Lots of people with objects for heads adds a little extra surrealism too.
Adventure Calendar 2023 28: Adventure!
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28: Adventure! Tales Of The Aeon Society
Another one I’ve presented festive plot hooks for before, because of course I have.
Dashing Through The Snow
The Æon Society’s traditional efforts to help a local charity through the winter are interrupted by the kidnapping of its founders as they collect toys for poor children, because of something valuable hidden in one of the donations by a relative of the donor. Can the adventurers save Christmas?
Yes I’m laying it on thick, what’s your point?
Wednesday 27 December 2023
Ten Buffy hooks from This Is Why by Paramore
Happy birthday Hayley Williams!
This Is Why
This is why I don’t leave the house
It’s bad out there every time the slayer steps outside. But is it just happening because she steps outside?
The News
War
Turning on the news and... did they just report that vampire attack?
Running Out Of Time
There was traffic spiller my coffee crashed my car - otherwise, woulda been here on time
Throw on the duties of a monster hunter on top of an exam crunch and one of the gang could do with an extra couple of hours in the day... and then gets them.
C’est Comme Ça
Lucky for me I run on spite and sweet revenge
One of the gang gets bashed into the hospital and figures they should take life one day at a time. is this actually safer?
Big Man, Little Dignity
Know you could get away with anything so that’s exactly what you do
Someone whos sold his soul for personal power. Not a monster per se, but he sure needs to be stopped
You First
Turns out I’m livin’ in a horror film where I’m both the killer and the final girl
Someone out to steal the power of the slayer, from his perspective to do better things with it.
Figure 8
All for your sake, became the very thing that I hate
It’s a terrible relationship, but how do you tell a friend that?
Liar
Love is not an easy thing to admit
It’s a great relationship, but how do you tell a friend that?
Crave
Crave to do it again, all again
One of the gang has the best day ever... and relives it. And the rest of the gang notice, and have to figure out a way to stop without causing heartbreak or the destruction of space and time.
Thick Skull
Same lesson again? Come on, give it to me, give it to me
And then the spell snaps back, and now the slayer has the worst day ever, and as many chances to fix it...
Adventure Calendar 2023 27: All Flesh Must Be Eaten
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All Flesh Must Be Eaten is the Unisystem RPG of zombie apocalypses. And of course there are undead Santas and things like that - see Bruce Campbell starring in Black Friday.
All Leftovers Must Be Eaten
27: All Flesh Must Be Eaten
I brought this on myself.
And I could certainly fit in A Ghost Story For Christmas with a physical undead thing.
The Chain I Forged In Life
Long dark nights can make you reflect on what the year has brought for good or ill. And now something comes seeking revenge for some wrong - a revenge far past what is deserved. Can you stop something already dead?
But also to heck with that, pun!
It’s two days after Christmas and time to venture out to get fresh milk and the like, but there are still leftovers to be finished off too. Who dare attempt this quest?
Tuesday 26 December 2023
The Exorcist
The Exorcist was released in the US fifty years ago today. Which makes it a Boxing Day movie. This seems like a bizarre choice to me in terms of its mood despite its obvious intrinsic religious overtones.
Said to be among the scariest films ever, I avoided it until I was safely over the 18 certificate age (which was easy as it was unavailable legally on video here for some time) and it still feels strange seeing it on TV and it not being treated like a big deal with Mark Kermode documentary introductions, but it could never quite live up to its reputation - I wasn’t raised Catholic and I don’t have kids so I was off the ideal target - but I could absolutely appreciate the craft.
Though not director William Friedkin shooting into the air and slapping actors to get startled reaction shots.
The never-matched founder of a horror subgenre, followed by mostly shaky sequels as well as so many knockoffs. Exorcist II is one of the legendary WTF sequels of all time. The brooding atmosphere and The Best Jump Scare in Exorcist III and the recent TV series being notable exceptions. The two different versions of the fourth/fifth film can make for a fascinating Film Studies course subject, but the new “ignore everything except the original” reboot by the people who did that for Halloween (for the second time in that case) is... alright.
It’s not really game-friendly, being emotionally rough even without involving a child and the exorcism actually coming in quite late and being pretty low-key on the side of good. Later takes on exorcism where it’s a regular thing and not nearly as gruelling could work.
Adventure Calendar 2023 26: Savage Worlds
Adventure Calendar 2023
26: Savage Worlds
Yes I could stop like an actual advent calendar, but come on...
Not that Savage Worlds gives me much to work with as a system, being a generic system that errs on the side of pulpy.
I do have the main books for one its most supported settings, East Texas University, because it’s a Buffy kind of thing with students fighting monsters.
(I also have the first edition of Necessary Evil and skipped the second as they spoiled the best twist in their fundraising campaign.)
But the title - and another of the settings being Flash Gordon - suggest...
The Savage Worlds
A crew of pulp hero types from Earth find themselves captured by soldiers of an alien empire where the ruling court is a den of murderous intrigue, people are exiled to uninhabited planets and many conflicts are solved by duels to the death! And they call us savage?
Not particularly festive, but perhaps the heroes can free a rightful leader and family? Amd the 1980 film has a definite hint of panto.
Monday 25 December 2023
Christmas 2023
A very physical media Christmas:
Ten discs - Strange New Worlds S2 (four discs), Ghostwatch anniversary edition, Quantumania, Prey, M:I - DR1, Spider-Verse 2 extra and D&D HAT.
And two books - a Buffy novel and Doctor Who annual.
Thanks!
On TV:
Mog’s Christmas - lovely though the song was a bit much for its length.
Lot 249 - A very nice tribute to The Mummy and something else as well.
Toy Story 4 - that’s certainly a way to leave off after a perfectly good trilogy ending.
Doctor Who - see Whoblog.
The Hound Of The Baskervilles - how delightfully BBC Four.
Ghosts - I’m fine.
And also on a screen, Whatsapp appears to work. Hello Australia!
Adventure Calendar 2023 25: Legend Of The Five Rings
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25: Legend Of The Five Rings
Legend Of The Five Rings is an RPG (connected to a CCG) about a fantasy take on Samurai Japan and some of China.
Like Pendragon it has a Winter section where the Imperial court stays somewhere well heated and gets its intrigue on, and could easily involve seeking the perfect gift for someone important and other festive activities despite the different-twice-over religious base.
But for my purposes here, it lets me end on a pun. Which feels suitably Christmas special-y.
Legend Of The Five Gold Rings
A pulp adventure connecting the song of the Twelve Days of Christmas with St. Nicholas’s original gift of gold, and by extension with his miraculous works. Can they stop the villains finding and using it - or will it only work if you’re on the Nice list?
May optionally also involve a lot of birds.
Sunday 24 December 2023
It's Christmas And I F---ing Miss You
Charly Bliss can now perform thair lockdown not-exactly carol live. But even so, you can still fucking miss someone.
Adventure Calendar 2023 24: Kult
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24: Kult
And for Christmas Eve... Kult, the RPG of Barker-esque maltheistic horror.
I swear I didn’t do this on purpose.
Be Not Afraid
A horror or darker urban fantasy scenario, where an angel has been brought down before it can deliver a vital message. By demons? Or by humans who want its power, or fear what the message might be? And how can the characters save something whose power might destroy them, whose light could blind them?
Saturday 23 December 2023
Billie Eilish, Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Billie Eilish, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, from Saturday Night Live.
Adventure Calendar 2023 23: Fading Suns
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23: Fading Suns
Fading Suns is an SF/F game about a far future civilisation of Dune / Traveller size and baroque nobles and religions, dealing with the stars going out. (Which appears to be a mystery left to individual tables to deal with.)
Which feels like the kind of thing a Doctor Who Christmas special can address.
Star Of Wonder
A distant future, and humanity clusters around a handful of stars in a darkening universe. Can the travellers find a way to light a new sun?
Friday 22 December 2023
Rogue Squadron: A Star Wars Story
Rogue Squadron: A Star Wars Story is pretty much what you’d expect - given how much Top Gun: Maverick felt like a Star Wars movie it feels quite a bit like that. Viola Davis is great as Admiral Kassan and Chris Pine is obviously having fun playing a villain and...
What? Oh. Stupid parallel universes.
Adventure Calendar 2023 22: Big Eyes, Small Mouth
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22: Big Eyes, Small Mouth
Big Eyes, Small Mouth is an anime RPG. Anime is a medium and not a genre, so it’s really a generic RPG with a specific art style, with some example settings related to specific series, as well as having some licenced settings.
So, um...
The first anime I saw (rather than Japanese animation heavily converted for English-speaking audiences) was Akira, so...
The Light Of The World
A cyberpunk nightmare future, with talk on the streets of a saviour as the government cracks down on protest, while its scientists experiment with human potential in way that could be... miraculous?
Thursday 21 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 21: The One Ring
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21: The One Ring
The One Ring is another one I’ve done festive hooks for, drawing on Middle-earths Yule and the Father Christmas letters.
As we reach the shortest day...
Comes The Sun Again
On the shortest day, the sun itself seems far away in a grey sky. The few now living old enough to remember the trees that provided light before worry that the sun’s time has also come to an end. Can it be rekindled?
Wednesday 20 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 20: Dread: The First Book Of Pandemonium
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20: Dread: The First Book Of Pandemonium
Dread: The First Book Of Pandemonium continues this week’s theme of confusing title repetition as it’s not Dread, the horror RPG using Jenga.
But a modern horror game about hunting monsters for a mysterious backer sounds potentially interesting.
Though also not very festive.
Secret Santa’s Surprise
A monster hunter receives an anonymous gift in the post along with Christmas cards - a magic weapon.
Tuesday 19 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 19: Tribe 8
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19: Tribe 8
Tribe 8 is a post-apocalypse setting with mystical inhuman invaders, seven human tribes following saintly beings to oppose them, and the PCs among the eponymous outcasts from the seven. (It may or may not be named after the lesbian punk band.)
So what does a festive post-apocalypse look like?
On Without End
The seasons have been warped by the cataclysm but the dark cold nights still come, and there are still those who provide warmth and comfort. A merchant caravan comes with important goods but also luxuries and a group of travelling players. Hopefully they won’t offend the elders... and they might need a ride to the next settlement...
Monday 18 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 18: HeroQuest
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18: HeroQuest
HeroQuest was originally released as Hero Wars because the long planned name HeroQuest was taken by the Milton Bradley and Games Workshop beginner dungeon fantasy RPG / boardgame, then as HeroQuest during the gap between editions of the boardgame, and then the system as QuestWorlds with an SRD and without the original setting, having started as a more narrative game in the same world as Runequest. Let me know if I missed anything.
Anyway, it nudges at and tweaks the Hero’s Journey as (overly) systematised by Joseph Campbell, go on a quest and return changed by all you’ve experienced with some common specific steps.
It also leans heavily on the storytelling game side of RPGs, Robin D. Laws having previously created Pantheon among other things, so maybe that can be our idea?
The Best Place By The Fire Was Kept For The Storyteller
Years, possibly decades or centuries after the time of the player characters, a storyteller spins a not entirely accurate version of one of their adventures. It could be played out in a different system like a storytelling game, with the players affecting it to help or hinder the PCs as it cuts back to what really happened. Is the story changing the world?
Sunday 17 December 2023
The Lord Of The Rings on screen
Today marks twenty years since the premiere of The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King. One vision leading so many to visualise one of the stories that really matter. The lighting of the beacons. Sam carrying Frodo. “My friends... you bow to no one.” They get me every time.
Adventure Calendar 2023 17: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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17: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
And now the one I’ve done. And written up ideas for. More than once. As well as statting up Santa Claus.
Having come up with quite a few ideas about the mythologies around Christmas, to go a different way:
Secret Santa Identity
The slayer or other character living at home and keeping their monster-fighting activities secret discovers that some extended family are coming to visit for the holidays, which will put a crimp on their going out and slaying. You can go full-on door-slamming farce with the attempts to hide the superheroics. Worse still, none of them turn out to be monsters so you can’t just kill them like Inca Mummy Girl.
Saturday 16 December 2023
Vampire: The Requiem second edition at 10
Vampire: The Requiem second edition came out (as Blood And Smoke: The Strix Chronicle) on this day in 2013.
The Keep
The Keep, Michael Mann’s heavily cut and disowned adaptation of F. Paul Wilson’s 1981 novel, was released on this day in 1983. Taking and running with the idea of Nazis having to fight a monster just about as bad, it features a heroic immortal among its protagonists before Highlander made that a thing and is the other sort of vampire movie from the 1980s with a Tangerine Dream soundtrack besides Near Dark. Even without all this it would be pretty odd.
Never released here on disc, at least nowadays you can get it streaming.
Also oddly, Mayfair Games produced a boardgame (with a single villain versus multiple heroes mechanic later seen in the likes of Fury of Dracula) and an AD&D adventure for it. The advenure was co-written by future World Of Darkness writer Daniel Greenberg, so could we add this to the list of influences for the ancient mythic origins of the Kindred and the Tzimisces in particular in Vampire: The Masquerade?
Adventure Calendar 2023 16: Starblazer Adventures
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16: Starblazer Adventures
Starblazer Adventures is a FATE-based game drawn from a 1970s-90s comics anthology of standalone SF stories from Scottish newspaper and comic publisher DC Thomson.
(Not to be confused with Star Blazers, the 1980s US adaptation of anime series Space Battleship Yamato.)
As I recall there were a lot of space opera issues that would fit Star Wars or Star Trek with minor tweaking and a few where you would just have to rub the thin paint off the serial numbers, though as discussed here by one of its writers it expanded in genre coverage as it went along.
So the game is likewise a toolkit for action-y speculative fiction games.
The Blazing Star
A vessel of unknown origin looms over Earth, and a small team of astronauts and experts board it to find if this is a message of peace or a portent of doom...
Friday 15 December 2023
Dialogue for... probably something Buffyish
“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“But I was smiling?”
“Yeah, and that’s how you’d look if you saw a ghost.”
History in Games, Games in History
Jon Hodgson and Malcolm Craig discuss historical bases and research for RPGs and other kinds of fiction, among other things.
Adventure Calendar 2023 15: Angel
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15: Angel
This may be a little more my speed...
Angel was the focus of the one Christmas episode of Buffy, and I doubt I could top that. But helping the helpless and hunting demons on lonely streets means he’s also saved a few potential saviours and been the father of a Miracle Child of his own, as well as being in position to help on long winter nights.
If The Fates Allow
Our band of heroes barely notice the nights getting longer except for the increased in vampire attacks, until one night they find themselves alone in a frozen world. Who or what has cast a spell on the city, trapping it in Christmas Eve? The emphasis on isolation should also give them pause...
Thursday 14 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 14: Primetime Adventures
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14: Primetime Adventures
Primetime Adventures is actually 15, but 14 is the box set version of Mouse Guard.
Primetime Adventures is the RPG of creating TV series, going full narrative construction rather than many licenced RPGs being a mix of narrative with simulation of the world, even beyond genre deconstructions like They Came From... The players all have a hand in scene framing, and its defining mechanic is that the PCs in the ensemble cast have spotlight episodes built in as their Screen Presence varies over a season.
My first thought is to look at holiday episodes for show-based RPGs (I’ve done that aplenty) and my second is to remind you all of the time I swiped the Eerie Indiana finale for The Watch House and had some of the PCs discover they were in a TV show.
But to go a different way, have the PCs interacting with normal media in their setting. Famous enough PCs could get Print The Legend happening to them, but at lower levels of notoriety can they get on the local news, or avoid it as the case may be?
What shows do they watch, which writers do they follow and so on? Is there a local TV station, a movie studio, radio, theatre, publisher, particularly good tribal storyteller?
This depends how close to the real world we are, naturally - the animated Batman grew up on The Gray Ghost instead of the Shadow or, well, Batman. (IIRC one of the Silver Age heroes read the equivalent Golden Ages comics in-character?)
The Christmas Special
The PCs somehow end up involved with a festive broadcast. Superheroes making an appearance, more low-key characters helping out with a fundraiser. They get to look around a studio and see some of the production process. But is somebody going to cause trouble...?
Wednesday 13 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 13: Paranoia
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13: Paranoia
Trust the Computer. The Computer knows if you’ve been bad or good.
The post-apocalyptic vault gone wrong Alpha Complex in Paranoia isn’t a very religious place (although the First Church of Christ Computer Programmer is one of the more tolerated of the classic secret societies) and may not have holidays anyway.
And the colour-coded citizens would be very confused by (a) multicoloured lights on Christmas trees and (b) Christmas trees and (c) trees.
The Tabletop Girl considered this in a mini-adventure called How The Communists Stole Classified, covering an attempt to get the whole holiday season going illegally.
So for something a little narrower, given how distorted and strange many festive traditions are, adding some festive cheer to Alpha Complex would be as easy as... having Black Friday for a month in countries without Thanksgiving, to pick an example purely at random.
Infrared Friday
The day when surplus luxury items up to Yellow level are made available to Infrared citizens, colour coating removed to prevent confusion and termination, and somehow supply never quite meets demand for at least one thing. Can you acquire this cycle’s must-have without losing all your clones? (Spoiler: probably not.)
The Black List 2023
The 2023 Black List of screenplays not currently in production. The A.V. Club looks at some highlights including the one about the disastrous Spider-Man musical. 2023 in particular seems like it would be a good year to buy some of these.
Although one of them is already a classic episode of Leverage. And it’s probably a Mike Flanagan series late for a dark comedy version of The Masque Of The Red Death. One of them sounds a bit like Talk To Me and indeed Flatliners, but both of those worked so why not? And I have my suspicions about what the one called Blood Rush about a gang overlord who may not be human might be about. But I’d certainly go see Please Come Back, about a couple who raise the dead for a living.
Tuesday 12 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 12: Warhammer
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A horrible old rich person claims that his house is haunted by spirits reminding him of his wrongdoing. What’s really going on? May involve regular spirits, a curse cast by surviving victims, Shallya trying to save a soul, Daemons of Law, business rivals Scooby-Dooing the whole thing, heroic con artists...
12: Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay
I’ve done Warhammer midwinter and all already. But is mangling of history, myth and other fantasy stories means it wouldn’t be hard to do again.
A Mondstille Carol
Monday 11 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 11: Monsters And Other Childish Things
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11: Monsters And Other Childish Things
Monsters And Other Childish Things is about children with connections to terrible monsters, which may or may not be done lightly, by default closer to the spooky humour reboot of Stanley And His Monster than something serious like A Monster Calls, I think.
For Christmas, that suggests Gremlins maybe?
I’ve Got Krampus In My Basement
A kid-friendly horror comedy setup where a kid finds a monstrous thing in need of help around the festive season. May involve a rampage across town during a holiday parade.
Sunday 10 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 10: Talislanta
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10: Talislanta
The only thing I know about Talislanta is that it has no elves.
I presume from context that it’s therefore a fantasy RPG.
And that the pointy-eared humanoids on the covers of several editions must not be elves, I guess.
No Elves
Santa needs your help! All the elves are missing!
Saturday 9 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 9: Mutants & Masterminds
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9: Mutants & Masterminds
Having already mentioned the Mutants & Masterminds adventure Crisis On Christmas here both this year and in a general summary of superhero RPG holiday specials, it being one of the big generic superhero RPGs suggests using this slot for a look at the genre. Perhaps from the outside?
What about superhero type action breaking into other genres as part of the seasonal increase in strangeness? Toys and costumes and the like becoming real?
Or the reverse, getting pulled into a comic story? Possibly one about the PCs that gets some important details wrong, as happened to Batman.
Or down-to-earth modern adventurers dealing with someone acting like a Real life Superhero, with or without powers? I’ve jokingly threatened that in Buffy games a few times.
The Holiday Special
A new superhero series is really taking off, maybe a comic by a local creative team or a TV series shot in the city or just a big hit around these parts. And then a masked thief steals the original art / kidnaps the star / makes off with the big store’s shipment of toys for the character. Can real heroes find the real villain responsible?
Friday 8 December 2023
Battlestar Galactica (2003) at 20
Battlestar Galactica (2003) was a radical reimagining of the then twenty-five-year-old Star Wars But Episodic More Like Star Trek TV series that became a much bigger success in its own right - a big dark drama interspersed with space battles instead of a family show. Polygon wonders if we could do this now in the time of legacy sequels.
Though I feel it fumbled the ending, it was a Hell of a ride along the way. Kind of want to fire up the opening miniseries again.
Or I could radically reimagine something...
Adventure Calendar 2023 8: Mouse Guard
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8: Mouse Guard
Not having played Mouse Guard or read the comics, this is going by the impressions that it looks cuter than it reads, and if I were going to have wee mice having adventures, especially at Christmas, it would probably be cute.
So for a game with a suitable Weird Level, like a lot of not-so-dark urban fantasy:
Not A Creature Was Stirring
The characters receive a request for help in a quest from a family of not-quite-talking mice. Are they prepared to go with this?
(And researching this, I discovered that The Muppet Christmas Carol Mouse Family went on to star in a 1995 TV adaptation of Mr. Willowby’s Christmas Tree with Robert Downey Jr.)
Thursday 7 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 7: Over The Edge
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7: Over The Edge
The surrealist-inspired urban fantasy RPG Over The Edge is set in an island where traditions are actively built and rebuilt, mythological beings might show up at the bar, so...
Wanted: The Second Coming
The Wanted posters all over Al Amarja are probably some kind of PR stunt or something, right? How would you actually put out a bounty on the Second Coming, and why?
Wednesday 6 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 6: Feng Shui
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6: Feng Shui
There’s plenty of action set against the Christmas season as an ironic backdrop, but Hong Kong action fantasy adventure suggests Lunar New Year as a setting point instead, though I don’t know enough about that to be comfortable making authoritative suggestions.
Feng Shui also has a conflict affecting junctures in time to sway them towards various factions, but that would be another “changing what Christmas is” plot.
Maybe an ass-kicking take on A Christmas Carol instead, since ghosts are among the playable options.
Chains
A spirit sent to do good has been trapped by enemy forces who seek to prevent its mission of hope and redemption. Can you rescue it before midnight?
Mayfair Witches
The second Anne Rice Immortal Universe adaptation Mayfair Witches sneaks onto BBC Two. Like Interview With The Vampire it has a big pilot and then double bills. Unlike Interview With The Vampire I have no idea how it compares to the books and there’s no previous film either. (I believe they’re on the I Also Write Naughty Things side of Rice’s work.)
Tuesday 5 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 5: Call of Cthulhu
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5: Call of Cthulhu
I also remember a mythos story (in G.M. magazine, I think) about the overly humanoid Dreamlands god Nodens as Santa. And for Krampus we have Shub-Niggurath who is the worst of all pagan holdovers put together.
Do Not Open
A distant relative sends you a creepy old book around the festive season.
Monday 4 December 2023
The Static Sea
The Static Sea, an immersive game involving a stay on a lighthouse island in the Bristol Channel. Sounds more like an escape room you can’t escape from for days than a LARP, but.
Adventure Calendar 2023 4: Unknown Armies
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4: Unknown Armies
A game about forcing change by sheer will and through altering traditions...
We Wish You
Can the spirit of a season be redirected? Did the cola bottle version win out?
Sunday 3 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 3: Pendragon
Adventure Calendar 2023
3: King Arthur Pendragon
I’ve done this one already because one of the biggest Arthurian stories kicks off at the Christmas court.
But Arthurian trappings can show up in other games in other times and places. I had someone taking a bullet for the sleeping Arthur in Hollow Earth Expedition and borrowed the Knights Of Pendragon idea to play a returned Sir Gawain in ICONS. See also Tim Powers planning a series about Arthur returning in various times of crisis.
In Time Of Greatest Need
A great threat to the nation, and a band of heroes rise from their slumber. And they have to deal with the festive shopping in order to prevent an apocalypse on Christmas morning.
Saturday 2 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 2: Spirit...
Adventure Calendar 2023
2: Sp*r*t *f Th* C*nt*ry
I will spare you my views on this game. But anyway, the spirit of Christmas works as a plot again.
Midnight Of The Century
The darkest night in a hundred years, midwinter with the moon at its furthest, is the night for something terrible to rise.
Friday 1 December 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023 1: Nobilis
Adventure Calendar 2023
1: Nobilis
I could do this one properly, as Nobilis abilities would suit something like The Spirit Of Christmas and it being threatened. The three ghosts could be Nobles, or a Noble. So could Ignorance and Want. See Hogfather for a suitable threat to the idea itself and the hope it represents, as well as the Mutants & Masterminds adventure Crisis On Christmas where it’s already gone and needs to be restored.
And there’s already a Nobilis / Glitch adventure for this.
Jolly Old Saint Nick
December begins and the Noble of the Returning Sun is missing. A changeable sort who has assumed and shed traditions for centuries, but the sun has to rise...
Adventure Calendar 2023
Adventure Calendar 2023
0: RPG Titles
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For my fifth time doing festive adventure ideas daily (click December 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022 in my blog archive) and having done two years of looking at traditions, a year of hooks for specific games and a year based on song titles, this year...
To follow the often random theming of advent calendar illustrations I considered the National Toy Hall Of Fame, but since the default option for any category is 25 I went with Best RPG Core Rulebooks at the RPGnet Index.
Not necessarily agreeing with the RPGnet popular vote which was busiest a few years ago! (Most Rated provides a more realistic cross section of popular games but doesn’t throw out as many curveballs.) Just using this as a random source of titles to inspire ideas for any RPG, unless I actually have an idea for the game in question.
Thursday 30 November 2023
Shane MacGowan, 1957-2023
I wrote about Fairytale of New York for the Adventure Calendar last year. I didn’t know Shane was born on Christmas Day.
The Pogues were such a raucous band that they could have easily been adventurers themselves.
Wednesday 29 November 2023
The Sandman at 35
The Sandman issue 1 came out on this day in 1988. And the Netflix series returns to production.
Quite a day for Justified in genre TV
Timothy Olyphant in Alien and Walton Goggins (minus nose) in Fallout.
Tuesday 28 November 2023
The Haunting at 60
Brian Keiper at Bloody Disguting looks at Robert Wise’s 1963 adaptation of The Haunting, looking back to his work wih Val Lewton and Orson Welles.
Monday 27 November 2023
The Dark Shadows Technique for adjusting series timelines
TheMouse describes how Dark Shadows sometimes resets its timeline by magical spooky time travel, and applying this to RPGs so the players can take a break from ongoing plots and adjust them if they wish.
Sunday 26 November 2023
Last Dance 2.10
Tonight in Vampire: The Masquerade - Last Dance, the PCs survived New Year’s Eve, but due to minimised but not entirely avoided emotional fallout left the party alone and regretful.
Like most New Year’s parties, but for somewhat better reasons.
I want your midnights
But I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day
Taylor Swift, New Year’s Day.
TAGS Fest
Tabletop And Graphic Storytelling Fest, Edinburgh Fruitmarket Gallery, December 2nd, 10-5, described as “a new market event dedicated to spotlighting Scotland’s small press talent - collaborative and visual storytelling in its many forms, such as comics, roleplaying games, board games, and zines.”
Thanks to Martin for the news.
Saturday 25 November 2023
Friday 24 November 2023
Conpulsion tickets and GM forms
Conpulsion tickets are on sale, and the GM submission form is up. Blueshirts are also required.
Black Friday
One thing I miss from the slow murder of Twitter is Chuck Wendig and friends Tales From Black Friday, microfiction of the capitalist nightmare given form. Of course it was 2020 that really ended it, but still.
Tuesday 21 November 2023
V5: City Of Angels 1.06
Paris was excited to meet some Camarilla neighbours. Excited in the sense of scared and angry.
Monday 20 November 2023
Nosferatu - 1922, 1979, 2024 hopefully
A first photo from Robert Eggers’s remake of Nosferatu, at Empire for their 2024 preview.
Not a first look at Bill Skarsgård as Orlok, but at Lily-Rose Depp as Ellen. And the shadow of Orlok’s hand.
Doctors Without Borders RPG bundle
A $9.99 bundle of RPG PDFs in aid of Doctors Without Borders (MSF) on DriveThruRPG, as noted by James Wallis whose included RPG Alas Vegas is more than that normally and Morgan Davie whose Paranormal Wllington is a bit less but not much.
Sunday 19 November 2023
Auld Sanguine
I am running the bones of a published Vampire: The Masquerade adventure for the first time since first edition. Granted I’ve changed the motivation of the enemy, but it’s actually pretty darn close. And will end in fireworks...
I also got to introduce the local Circulatory System, who are at best a necessary evil and in the current circumstances happily playing that up.
Saturday 18 November 2023
Every saga has a beginning...
The first trailer for Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace came out on this day in 1998, going wide two days later. I remember getting up early to record it on breakfast TV, and bringing the VHS tape to parties up to New Year. The biggest reaction was always Darth Maul’s double blade lightsaber. Should they have kept that back for the film itself? (Hard to do with toys, of course.)
Friday 17 November 2023
Thursday 16 November 2023
What If...? Season 2...? Trailer...?
What If...? season two came out daily over Christmas to New Year? And included a Christmas special with Darcy and Happy that probably could have happened in the regular universe? Trailer and theories at Empire.
No zombies in the trailer at least.
Madame Web trailer
Madame Web trailer and talk at Empire.
Unlike the Venoms, Morbius and Kraven, this Sony Spider-Man Without Spider-Man movie looks like a lot of fun.
Precognition as do-over
Precog versus Precog
Adult in heroic profession getting a superpower
Plainclothes hero versus costumed villain
A Hawkeye vibe of a grownup hero having to look after kids
Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish on the trailer soundtrack (which would suit a horror trailer better but never mind)
... It also doesn’t seem to have a lot to do with Madame Web as I understood her from the 1990s Spider-Man animated series which is the only thing I’ve ever seen her in, where she was very much a questgiver rather than a protagonist.
So I might go and see this despite the supposed subject matter.
D&D TV
The dedicated D&D channel on Amazon Freevee has now launched, with streaming RPG shows and... also cooking.
Tuesday 14 November 2023
Monday 13 November 2023
Do Not Adjust Your Set
Do Not Adjust Your Set, a collection of system-neutral modern horror RPG adventures drawn from urban legends, now Kicking.
Sunday 12 November 2023
Netflix geeks out
Netflix is very happy to drop some Geeked Weekend promotional stuff after the actors’ strike ended, so here are trailers for Damsel starring Millie Bobby Brown as a princess discovering shes dragon bait, and a TV series of Sandman comic spinoff comic Dead Boy Detectives which may or may not be a Sandman TV series spinoff TV series.
Also announced, streaming Star Trek: Prodigy starting Christmas Day.
And an anime series of The Terminator. So it will be hard to tell the Terminators because everyone will be equally artificial, I guess?
Coyote Vs. Acme
“The people working at Warner Bros are anti-art and I hope multiple anvils drop on their heads.”
Screenwriter Brian Duffield
Update 13th November: apparently someone has realised they could make more money by allowing someone to release it after all.
Friday 10 November 2023
The Marvels
The Marvels is huge fun.
It has plenty of Carol Danvers Beats Up Everyone, one of my favourite things in Marvel, and she does other things as well, Kamala and the Khans get a lot to do, Monica gets to carry some of the heart of the story too.
I also loved the training montage including the jump-rope game.
For those who haven’t seen Ms. Marvel and WandaVision, there’s a heads-up for Kamala and basically a “just go with it” for explaining her and Monica’s powers.
And at one point I laughed so hard I started coughing.
Loki 2.06: Glorious Purpose
Loki
2.06: Glorious Purpose
This series really ramped up feeling like Doctor Who not just in terms of subject matter and stakes but also the classic series sometimes having three and a half episodes’ worth of story in six. But it ended well, if taking a while to get to a fairly obvious conclusion.
Wednesday 8 November 2023
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire trailer
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire trailer and talk at Empire. For the first time since Ghostbusters II an attempt to make a regular sequel where a familiar team tackle a new threat. In another universe we could have loads of these as films instead of TV, games and comics.
Tuesday 7 November 2023
Borrowing from the library
The History Games Lab talk with Call Of Cthulhu developer Mike Mason was very nice, fun and informative. Video to follow if video should follow.
Among other things, what was up with this ghost story in the Edinburgh press in 1827?
Monday 6 November 2023
Stranger Things Day
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the day Will Byers disappeared.
Shouldn’t we celebrate the day he got back instead? That poor family went through a lot.
Sunday 5 November 2023
Last Dance 2.08
I didn’t plan to do the New Year’s Eve episode of our Sunday game for the night with all the fireworks, but it seemed to work out.
Saturday 4 November 2023
An RPG ballet
Designer Sam Leigh’s game The World We Left Behind was created in collaboration with BalletCollective’s choreographer and composer.
The first edition of the game itself, for two players exploring an unknown world and based on a deck of cards, is available free here.
Friday 3 November 2023
Echo trailer
Echo, coming to the grownup bit of Disney+ in January with its first TV-MA rating for a Disney Marvel series, and the trailer definitely shows why.
Thursday 2 November 2023
Poltergeist
Redoing Poltergeist on TV is an interesting choice. They make Psycho brand shower curtains and Jaws themed beach holidays too, right?
Wednesday 1 November 2023
Tuesday 31 October 2023
Haunted Mansion (2023)
31 Days Of Horror 13
Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
Twenty years after the 2003 film with Eddie Murphy a few months after Pirates Of The Caribbean working (for the first film anyway) and two years after the Muppets took it on (and thirteen years after Guillermo Del Toro added it to his list of unmade films) we have another shot at Haunted Mansion for Disney’s 100th anniversary. Released in cinemas this summer it arrived on Disney+ in time to be a big part of its Halloween collection.
A mother (Rosario Dawson) and son (Chase W. Dillon) move into an incredibly creepy looking old house and see a ghost pretty much right away, and with no number for Ghostbusters they call an exorcist (Owen Wilson, and there may be a callback to the 1999 version of The Haunting as a result) recruiting a ragtag group of experts and seers (Danny DeVito, Tiffany Haddish, and LaKeith Stanfield as our reluctant hero) who find that the house has ghosts in triple figures.
It has some emotional weight, about grief and what you can do about it.
That many ghosts with backstories in place would be a great setup for a series, wouldn’t it? Ghosts got years out of just a handful. See also The Gatekeeper Trilogy of Buffy books and, again, Friday The 13th: The Series.
In the meantime this is a fair Hocus Pocus kind of Thir13en Ghosts thing with some nice gags as well as some pathos, while being an odd fit for the Addams-y vibe of the Haunted Mansion in itself.
Content note for suicide, which seems a bit off too. And product placement.
Gameability: Sorta competent ghost hunters? Yes.
31 Days Of Horror 13
31 Days Of Horror 13 all of it on ye RPGnet thread.
1: The Relic (1997) (here)
2: Relic (2020) (here)
3: Ghosts Of War (2020)
4: Death Trench (2017)
5: The Prophecy (1995) (here)
6: Prophecy (1979) leading to a story about a paper mill union showing it
7: The Vault (2017) (here)
8: The Turning (2020)
9: Daylight Rules (2022)
10: Slice (2018) (here)
11: Interview With The Vampire (1994) (here)
12: The Omen (6/6/1976) (here)
13: Friday The 13th: The Series 1.01: The Inheritance (1987) (here)
14: Boys From County Hell (2020) (here)
15: The Vanishing (2018)
16: Cam (2018)
17: Horror In The High Desert (2022)
18: A Quiet Place (2018)
19: A Quiet Place Part II (2021)
20: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Hush (1999)
21: Hellraiser (1987) (here)
22: Hellraiser (2022)
23: Dark Harvest (2021) (here)
24: Totally Killer (2023) (here)
25: Lord Of Tears (2013) (here)
26: Censor (2021)
27: No One Will Save You (2023)
28: Escape Room (2019) and Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) (here)
29: We Have A Ghost (2023) (here)
30: Doctor Jekyll (2023) (here)
31: Haunted Mansion (2023) (here)
23 new to me, one A and B to make up for one turning out to be fourteen minutes long, 9 with Gameability sections which I mostly also put here (and which led to some others adding that), two very different “modern family moves into a demonstrably haunted house” family comedies in the last couple of days, an actual trip to the cinema...
New highlights for me: Totally Killer, Censor, Escape Room: Tournament of Champions back to back with the original.
And as a leap year in 2024, it’s only 366 days to Halloween!
The Killer (2023)
The Killer (2023)
Previous post with trailer
Stick to your plan.
A reminder that Michael Fassbender as Bond was shown to be a good shout around X-Men: First Class.
I do feel like with the buildup of his expertise it might have helped to have a prologue showing a normal hit.
I was the only person in a quiet screening to laugh at the joke in the lockup. And it wasn’t an especially dark joke. I don’t think. (Then again, nobody laughed at the incongruous TV show playing in one of the target’s homes either.)
Content warning: The Smiths.
WODtober 2023
WODtober 2023
3. Bloodlines
6. Underground
8. Rivals
11. Cursed
15. Dark Schemes
16. Animal Instincts
17. Object Of Desire
18. Weapon Of Choice
19. Companion
20. Night Road
25. Justice
27. Midnight Kiss
28. Unveiled
30. Heritage
31. Redemption
Some pictures I’m mostly happy with, some not so much. Mostly vampires. Some nice ideas, I think. A little bit of Actual Play in there too.
Finding song lyrics to fit every day was touch and go at times too.
And I got in the World Of Darkness News community spotlight a couple times, which seems absurd considering some of the other art out there but still nice!
WODtober 2023 31. Redemption
WODtober 2023 31. Redemption
“Do not touch them!”
Won’t you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
’Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Bob Marley & The Wailers, Redemption Song
Mickey And Friends: Trick Or Treats
Mickey And Friends: Trick Or Treats (trailer) is a new twenty-minute Disney special for the season, complete with several short cheesy songs, based on the old turn-into-your-costume plot. The oddest thing about it and the previous Mickey Saves Christmas, which is very nice, is that it’s done in stop motion.
Monday 30 October 2023
Doctor Jekyll (2023)
31 Days Of Horror 13
Doctor Jekyll (2023)
Hammer is back! Again.
(If the 2010-2019 run was Hammer Has Risen From The Grave, this must be Taste The Blood Of Hammer.)
And it’s a somewhat more auspicious return than Beyond The Rave, at least.
Classic Hammer tried a direct adaptation of Jekyll and Hyde but The Two Faces Of Dr. Jekyll wasn’t very close - The Ugly Duckling a year earlier was a comedy and the genderfuck Dr. Jekyll And Sister Hyde was played more seriously than the pun title suggests. (Amicus did a pretty close version with I, Monster starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in 1971.)
And this isn’t a close adaptation either, effectively a sequel instead.
Eddie Izzard plays Nina Jekyll, a reclusive big pharma billionaire in need of a home help, with Scott Chambers as Rob Stevenson (yes...) getting a chance, and quickly discovering some major downsides to the opportunity. Izzard plays a very controlled Jekyll and a more “this is why you cast Eddie Izzard” Hyde. Most of the scares come from LOUD NOISES and the score often provides them, but there’s a decent atmosphere and Izzard provides some fun.
Also amusing casting gag: a cameo as Henry Jekyll played by... Jonathan Hyde.
WODtober 2023 30. Heritage
WODtober 2023 30. Heritage
The family crypt seemed like a good place to look for... a connection.
This is the song of my heritage
Iggy Pop, Cold Metal
Sunday 29 October 2023
We Have A Ghost
31 Days of Horror 13
We Have A Ghost (2023)
A 12-certificate so almost family-friendly (apart from a gloomy central bit) supernatural comedy where a family moves into a haunted house - and get a video of the ghost and it goes viral.
How much would a truly proven ghost sighting change the world? I’ve wondered that since the Amityville nonsense and this covers some of the likely results.
And the going viral happens half an hour in, in a two hour run time. The opening easing in could have been shorter, and other bits could have been trimmed as well - I for one did not need the car chase. But it’s amiable if highly uneven.
Written and directed by Christopher Landon, director of Happy Death Day and Freaky, showing he can do other things at least.
The medium: Netflix
Gameability: How would regular secret supernatural investigations deal with being on the news?
Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions
31 Days Of Horror 31
A rewatch and a realising I never got round to watching the sequel.
28a: Escape Room (2019)
I watched this back in 31 Horror Films 2019 when it was new to streaming. This PG-13 take on killer escape rooms is pretty goofy fun, with the standout sequence being the upside-down room over a fifteen storey drop.
28b: Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)
A direct sequel with the survivors from the original and a recap before the credits, before getting to the stuck-escaping with new characters who also know what’s up. It has the most brutal death of both films (not shown clearly) but none of the rooms are as wild as that first highlight.
Netflix has the theatrical version, while the “extended cut” is only six minutes longer at the beginning and end but that’s included in twenty-five minutes of changed material, eliminating one character and introducing a couple of others. I might take a look sometime, as it sounds like it provides a different kind of closure.
One thing I like about the series overall is that just about everybody does the right thing and helps once they know they’re in real danger.
The medium: Netflix
Gameability: A small group of characters in a series of trap-filled rooms? Hmm... ;)
WODtober 2023 29. Before The Darkness
WODtober 2023 29. Before The Darkness
At Halloween the kids dare each other to run past Old Man Milliner’s house before he gets up at nightfall.
Well if she wants to see me
You can tell her that I’m easily found
Tell her there’s a spot out ’neath Abram's Bridge
And tell her there’s a darkness on the edge of town
Bruce Springsteen, Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Matthew Perry
Damn.
“When I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to help other people. I know it won’t happen, but it would be nice.”
Matthew Perry on his work with addiction support.
Saturday 28 October 2023
WODtober 2023 28. Unveiled
WODtober 2023 28. Unveiled
It’s a masterpiece. You made the Herald cry. They’ll never forgive you.
Pull back the veil
Let your eyes meet this world
Bloc Party, The Love Within
Friday 27 October 2023
Lisa Frankenstein
Lisa Frankenstein, out for Valentine’s 2024. Diablo Cody follows Jennifer’s Body with a different teen resurrection, directed by Zelda Willaims, starring Cole Sprouse as the corpse and Kathryn Newton in a very 80s Madonna-Goth hybrid look.
WODtober 2023 27. Midnight Kiss
WODtober 2023 27. Midnight Kiss
“She means it more than he does.”
“Enough to take him?”
One more kiss, dear, one more sigh
Only this dear, is goodbye
Vangelis, One More Kiss, Dear
Thursday 26 October 2023
WODtober 2023 26. Let The Streets Run Red
WODtober 2023 26. Let The Streets Run Red
“We’re all monsters tonight. Will you join the parade?”
Walking like each other’s ghosts around these silent streets
Thursday, Jet Black New Year
Lord Of Tears
31 Days Of Horror 13
Lord Of Tears aka The Owlman (2013)
A man inherits a country house from his estranged mother with a letter telling him never to go there. The alternative-titular Owlman appears early on, a threatening presence in long shots and some sudden closeups with a tendency to ominous poetry. But the man stays to investigate anyway, helped by the house’s caretaker.
Making good use of a location and a monster costume, this close to zero budget video feature still runs a bit long and overuses “waking from a nightmare but not really” jumps, and there are a couple of characters who could have been integrated better so I wasn’t waiting for them to show why they were there. But the creepy bits are effectively creepy.
Director Lawrie Brewster and his group Hex Films have done a fair few features since, and they just completed a Kickstarter for an anthology film reviving the UK horror brand Amicus Studios, and I can see a shorter format working and fitting this kind of feel. Seeing this feels quite Amicus-y in its style already.
And he’s revisited the Owlman a couple of times too - and the Owlman also just came out as an action figure which may have cost more to produce than the film did (and which comes with an accessory based on an implied but never shown spoiler).
The medium: streaming free with ads here and there.
Wednesday 25 October 2023
WODtober 2023 25. Justice
WODtober 2023 25. Justice
“When you get to Hell, say hi for me.”
But what sense is a census
When they just miss us
But enlist us to fight for their justice
Public Enemy, Truth Decay
Tuesday 24 October 2023
Totally Killer (2023)
31 Days Of Horror 13
Totally Killer (2023)
As I noted on seeing the trailer for what is as they cheerfully admit Back To The Future crossed with a slasher flick, I checked to find that this isn’t written by the same writer as the previous classic family fantasy comedy crossed with a slasher flick trio Happy Death Day, Freaky and the forthcoming It’s A Wonderful Knife. I hope that now someone else has written one he’ll try a different concept next time instead of something like Honey I Shrunk The Killer.
Anyway, it’s a somewhat goofier comedy take on the type, with the 80s being awful, and the time machine being built by a high schooler as a science project.
It’s a lot of fun if you go in with that kind of expectation. If this was in cinemas now I’d leave pretty happy.
Agency-wise I would have made a small tweak to have Jamie be the one to suggest going back. A small note, would have been changing three lines of dialogue, but.
Also a horrible slander to Max Headroom.
Gameability: science project time machine is a pretty Buffy kind of plot hook.
WODtober 2023 24. Blood-Stained Love
WODtober 2023 24. Blood-Stained Love
Colette and Laurence say they've been together about four years. The truth would add a -ty sound.
Apologies to Carlson Young and Isom Innis
'Til the fearless come and the act is done
A love like blood
A love like blood
Killing Joke, A Love Like Blood
Monday 23 October 2023
Dark Harvest (2021)
31 Days Of Horror 13
Dark Harvest (2021)
It’s a big magical ritual, and it worked better in the book (which plays out differently as well) or maybe as a half-hour Twilight Zone episode, whereas the otherwise grounded early 1960s milieu provided by the film just highlights the questions. And some are answered with a reveal, but not nearly all.
That was interesting, I guess. But if it had come out in cinemas as originally planned a couple years ago, I would have left pretty disappointed. Although I would have had an easier time telling the often identically dressed and masked boys in the various cliques apart in the dark.
And if you watch it don’t stop at the credits as it has about twenty seconds of lead credits and then a credits scene in this case with the actual end of the film.
Content notes for racist language and a suicide.
Gameability: Horrible rituals in isolated little towns sounds like Chronicles Of Darkness fodder.
WODtober 2023 23. Things I've Left Behind
WODtober 2023 23. Things I've Left Behind
Daisy misses seeing the sun on her daughter's face more than feeling it on her own.
It doesn't mean much
It doesn't mean anything at all
The life I left behind me
Is a cold room
Sarah McLachlan, Sweet Surrender
Sunday 22 October 2023
Hellraisers
31 Days of Horror 13
A rewatch and a new-to-me on actual physical media!
21: Hellraiser (1987)
Author Clive Barker’s directorial debut, about a man coveting his brother’s wife while also in the process of coming back from the dead. Mostly known, as the trailer and art going back to the original poster show, for the Cenobites, the beings responsible for the actual villain being dead but not quite dead enough. I always liked the idea, lost pretty much immediately in the series, that they’re monsters but not necessarily villains.
All the hook and chain violence was always so extreme I couldn’t relate but the bit where Larry cuts his hand makes me wince every time.
The medium: The Arrow DVD comes with a Barker commentary track, a Barker and Ashley Laurence commentary track, an original making-of and a retrospective and a barker interview and a featurette about the unused Coil soundtrack... (and now a 4K option too)
In related news, spamming from an online knockoff store...
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22: Hellraiser (2022)
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