It is here once again. Nothing can be done to stop it now.
The clock strikes midnight, the klaxons sound, and the battle begins.
The prices are announced, the doorbusters and flash deals, tempting you with desires never felt before. Can YOU do without this?
TVs each bigger than the last. Such sizes, such... why is this one measured in cubic milliliters?
The new phone that does that thing. You know. That thing the phone does. You don’t understand it, but the people in the print ads seem so happy. And their room is so colour coordinated. Is that what the phone does?
Stop to buy and eat a tub of chocolates the size of a capybara.
Physical media is BACK, baby! Shiny discs! Actually own the films and shows you want! Now with more K than ever! So many K!
The must-have toy! And we promise we’ve fixed that issue.
Cresting the hill of the food court, seeing the carnage below. What bargain could be worth this? Oh, three for two?!
Finally stumbling away, bloodied and exhausted, knowing you get a great deal on... what was it again? Weren’t you just here to get a pair of sneakers...?
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