Her new album Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (content note: swears) contains several tracks that I would fit into a Buffy The Vampire Slayer soundtrack, and the traditional title idea jam:
Summer beach episode, with ice storm
Glum
Is everybody just in a down mood naturally or is something making it on happen?
Kill Me
(I’ll never do the right thing again)
A test for the slayer, and she’s not in the mood.
Whim
Someone granting people wishes - just the idle ones.
Mirtazapine
A love song to anxiety medication
Disappearing Man
Every guy on campus vanishes overnight.
Love Me Different
An ex who broke a Cast Member’s heart reappears, and is now exactly their dream person. Suspiciously so.
Brotherly Hate
Two of the Cast fall out after they fight a monster wielding an ancient dagger.
Negative Self Talk
The Cast’s sorcerer can’t find the right spell and starts worrying she’s hit her limit.
Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party
Getting ready for a family wedding and it’s like stepping into a romcom. Did somebody magic this up?
Hard
Stuck in a monster attack with a load of civilians. Unlike School Hard it isn’t even aimed at them.
Discovery Channel
The local werewolf is surprised to meet a were-puma. And then a were-jackal. And a were-rhino?
True Believer
The slayer or another mythologised Hero has to deal with someone who wants to start a cult about her.
Zissou
One of those ghost hunter reality shows comes to town, planning to poke around some weird local stories, which would be safe enough in most places but how do you avoid them getting killed and also avoid becoming famous?
Dream Girl In Shibuya
A catfishing vampire gang.
Blood Bros
Saving a frat from vampires and now they want to hunt vamps themselves.
I Won’t Quit On You
Building towards a final battle, just in time for a big social thing. A breakup at just the wrong time.
Parachute
And then an apocalypse out of town. Is that allowed? Whatever, gotta go.
Good Ol’ Days
The slayer gets zapped with a spell designed to undo her existence, but it only goes as far as sending her back to the day she was empowered. Can she do it again?
Showbiz
After the ghost hunters made their episode, they get the idea to make a drama series about a monster hunter...
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