One of those ideas you just have to run with.

Brewster Brujah
Gary Gangrel
Mandy Malkavian
Nora Nosferatu
Tommy Toreador
Trevor Tremere
Velma Ventrue
Ashley Assamite
Selma Setite
Giovanni Giovanni
Rab C. Ravnos
Larry Lasombra
Tz... Tzi... DAMN IT.